7/13/10

    Yo!  What Up?  It's been a while...  Just now getting the events page up for this month and it's almost half done.  I've just been extremely busy.  I've decided to forgo the lunch business for now.  It wasn't generating enough business.  It wasn't a complete flop though, because we gained some invaluable experience and knowledge.  Opening for lunch allowed me to train our new Chef Rudy.  Rudy is a graduate from the Cordon Bleu Culinary Academy and a nice new addition to the Smiles team.  We are also re-modifying the operating hours.  We are now opening two hours earlier than we used to.  Instead of 7pm we are now opening at 5p to accommodate those that eat earlier. 

    I just recently finished building planters in the back parking lot and planting a lot of different herbs and spices that we are going to start using in our dishes.

    We've added a new Thursday since my last post.  DJ Intense, not DJ Intensity, is doing Thursdays now, and it's going well.  We get a good, fun crowd.  We've added some hot, new sexy gogo dancers as well, so come check it out.  Wednesdays is going to be House Music, and we have a new promotion starting up next Wednesday. 

    I guess that's about it for now....   Things are moving forward.

C

 

6/21/10

    Well. I've been eating a lot more pancakes, waffles & French toast lately than I have in the past...  We've added some new promotions...   This Wednesday we are having a house music night.  On Thursdays we have DJ intense.  Saturday night Fedor is fighting!!!  If you haven't seen this guy fight yet, you have to check him out!  He's the baddest dude on the planet.  So, I don't know what to post.  Just constantly fixing, improving, streamlining things.  Things are moving in the right direction and picking up.  Opening early for lunch is helping.  We aren't getting much lunch business, but it definitely helps being open earlier for dinner. 

6/5/10

    Well, I've been extremely busy....   So we opened for lunch this week...   In true Smiles fashion, we didn't even open up on our advertised day...  Had a couple of people come by and call and say "hey what's up?  Thought today was the opening..."  All I can say is hey I was trying to open at the beginning of the New Year.   So, I am 6 months late....  What's an extra day?  The point is, we're open for lunch now!!!  That's what matters.  We're moving in the right direction.  There is so much work involved in what appears to be the smallest of changes.

    Menus need to be redesigned.  Then they need to be fabricated.  Then cut and placed in the menu holders.  The computers need to be updated for new items along with new modifiers.  Happy Hour times need to be changed on the computers.  Now we have two shifts instead of one....  That needs to be changed.  New recipes need to be made up for the new items.  New business cards to reflect the new operating hours...   New banners to promote lunch...   Update the website.  Train new staff...   Try new ingredients for new menu items...  New setup procedures for Smiles because the vibe and ambiance is different for lunch compared to when its more of a nightclub for late night....   New flyers and promotional materials...   So much goes into the smallest changes.  My staff doesn't realize, how much work is involved in just adding one new menu item.  Its a caraaazzzzeeeee.  

    Anywho...   Wez open.   I'm stoked about that.  It gives us some opportunities we didn't have before.  Now, we'll be able to captue some of the earlier dinner crowd, as well as some customers we might ordinarily miss out on cuz sporting events start too early (Monday Night Football, East coast basketball games etc..)   I'm not going to be as dependant on certain staff members, cuz I will have backup replacements if necessary (huge). 

    I can't write anymore...  It's 8pm and I'm exhausted.  So friggin tired. 

    One last thingie, or two....   So, as you probably know....   We've been doing various different themed evening...   Most withoiut much success, with the exceptions of the djs and gogo thing (Fri & Sat), so we're going to change things up and bring what you guys want, and what is profitable.   This past Thursday we had DJ Intense come in and do a set, and the night rocked for a Thursday.  We had one of our best Thursdays in a while...  (Different DJ than DJ Intensity- Sat. nights, just similar names)  Anyways so now Thurs Fri and Sats are going to be DJs and gogo and we're going to stick with the club, dance nights.  It's what seems to work best.  We tried Salsa again, and even though we had a killer band Makina Loca, and we had good turn out, the salsa crowd just doesn't consume.  The dancers don't really drink, cuz they don't want it to interfere with their precision dancing.  Personally, I just like shaking my ass.  I don't like all the rules and regulations when it comes to dancing.  I just feelz it.  We tried the Karaoke thing and also the live band karaoke, and the response was just mediocre.  People just want to back that ass up and grind up on one another.  Something about Crunk.  I don't know what the fuck these crazy words are, but whatever, they just want the bass, and I'm down with that, so that's what we're going to bring ya.

    We still have comedy on Wednesdays for the time being....   We'll see how that goes.  We need Marlon back again.  With the exception of the night he came and rocked a half hour set, I've been kinda disapointed.  The comedy is good, but the turnout hasn't been the best.  So, if that doesn't work we're going to bring some more djs in and do that....    

Too tired to spell check.   Gotta catch a nap before peeps start rolling thru. 

Much love, like always.  To those that I come off as a borderline prick, sorry.  Just trying to take care of my business.  I have to breaky off sometimes, cuz if not everything and everyone just goes whichever and any way they want, and then nothing functions correctly...   And I'm not down with that.  Spent too much time and invested too much for chaos. 

Le peace out!

C

5/17/10

    So, we had the 2 Year Anniversary....   First, I'd like to thank everyone that came out.  Your presence made my day.  It sucks I wasn't able to spend more time with you guys.  Really sucks, and I apologize for that.  But, realize that I was and am aware of your presence and am truly thankful and appreciative of you coming out.  One of the main reasons, if not the main reason, why I got into this business was because I wanted to be able to spend my days in the presence of my friends and people I like.  So, it was just really nice to see old friends, new friends and everyone all together.  I can't express enough how thankful I am to have my friends come out.  It made my year.  It's almost everything to me, and I'm just really glad that you guys came out.  I feel really badly that I only had a couple of moments to talk with people that I really care about, so I apologize about that.

    For the most part the night went really well, we had a few glitches that most people were unaware of.  I received a lot of positive feedback which is a good thing even factoring the friendly biases in.  From the behind the scenes perspective we had a couple of things that we need to improve upon.  I was really shooting for a 100% evening and I feel like it came in at a 85%, which isn't good enough for me, but nonetheless I am just happy to have had my friends close by. 

    We had a busy night, and I kind of viewed this night as a relaunch...  We've had two years to get the ball rolling.  When we first opened things were what they were.  I think it's unrealistic to get into this type of business, when it's your first business, and expect things to be glitch free or to be operating at an elite level.  With that being said we're onto year 3 now, and we've made significant strides from the times the door have opened.  I really feel like this year is the year that is going to determine the fate of Smiles.  I've always heard that it takes these types of businesses 3 years to really establish themselves.  They say if you can stay open 3 years that you'll make it.  We'll I'm two thirds the way there! 

    I've been working on this business for years, and I still feel like I have a long way to go.  There is not a day that goes by, that I don't have something Smiles related that I need to take care of.  More and more I find the comparisons to a child appropriate.  Smiles is a two year toddler that requires my undivided attention.  And he is constantly trying to put things in his mouth that will choke him....

    Anyways.  Got to go fix a leak.....   If its not one thing its another...  Without my staff and without my customers Smiles does not exist.  So, thank you guys.  I have such a nice mental picture of Saturday just walking around in my mind and seeing my homies.  I love it.  We've got to do it again, and one of these days in the not too distant future I'm going to have everything completely dialed in where I can completely relax and not worry about things being taken care of appropriately. 

    Help make this year 3 the best one yet!  I, we at Smiles, need your continued support.  Thanks,

Chris

5/13/10

    So, hired a daytime chef named Rudy...  We're in the training phase right now, and going to be opening for lunch in just a couple of weeks now.  May 31st is gonna be the kickoff for lunch service!  I'm excited and a little nervous as well...  We're going to be open pretty much all the time now, so it's going to add a dimension to the business.  We'll be able to accomodate an early dinner crowd.  Staff is going to grow, which is good, cuz it will create some competition amongst staff.  We should get some increased visability from the daytime passersby...   So anyways, I think its a good thing, and we'll see how it goes. 

    We had our comedy night last night and we had Marlon Wayans stop by and do a 25 minute hilarious set.  That was fucking awesome and made my night!  This Saturday is Smiles 2 Year Anniversary.  I'm excited to have my friends come through and for them to all be together.  Reminds me of house parties back in the day. 

    I'm really trying to turn the corner with this business.  In the two years we've been open we've gone through a fair amount of staff, different events/promoters...   We've got lots of feedback from people, lots of ideas...  It takes a while to really figure out what works, what you guys want...  Getting everything dialed in and up and running takes a while as well.  All I can say is we're constantly improving things.  The previous period was the best one we've had on paper.  Our web hits were at an all time high the previous period, so thing are moving in the right direction. 

    I bought the Beatles Rock Band just recently.  That game is fun.  It's been a while since I've played video games, but I messed around with that one with a couple of friends and it's pretty addictive.  We'll have the Rock Band setup on Tuesdays, and maybe even dedicate an entire night to it in the near future.

    Post some reviews on Yelp, so I can get your feedback.  I read all of them, and usually respond too.

Take Care,

Chris

P.S.

    You know I had a friend of mine who was pretty adamant about keeping all my nights consistent.  She wanted me to keep all my nights hip hop nights.  I think she has a point business wise.  The customer knows what they are getting each night.  I understand that, and appreciate it.  However, that's too simple for me.  Any spot can do that.  It's easy to be one dimensional.  I want bigger and better things.  I want a quality comedy night that is equal to the best nights at the Comedy Store.  I want a Salsa night that is on par with Mamajuanas...  I want to offer many different themed evenings and do them at a top level.  That's not easy to do.  That's a challenge.  That's what will separate Smiles from all the other venues.  I know of no other places that pull that off, and that's my challenge and objective.  I want my restaurant part of my business to perform and deliver the quality of an established restaurant.  If it comes to sporting events I want to be on par with Big Wangs or the Draft etc...  When it comes to clubbing I want to be on par with the biggest and best clubs in Hollywood.  I'm not there yet, and don't claim to be...  But, my goals and vision are in the right place.  Pretty soon, we will be at that place.  When that happens the other spots are going to take a back seat...  So until that happens, I'm going to keep trying to improve upon that formula, offer diversity, and bring cool people together.  That's what it's all about. 

C

5/2/10

    Hey...  How's it going?  I'm good.  Excited.  Smiles VIP page is getting a major overhaul.  I can't say anymore.  If you can, check it out.

    This saturday was a cool night.  We've been interviewing chefs for the daytime...  Excited to open for Lunch.  Smiles will be open from 1130a- 2a Monday-Friday and Saturday 6p-2a.  Sunday-closed (day of rest :) ).  Buying my own DJ equipment so I think that is going to change the dynamics a little bit.  A new comedy show premeiring this Wednesday.  Please come out and support.  Also, going to start a Rock Band Night very soon as well.  Salsa every Thursday now. 

I guess that's about it for now.  Got to get back to the VIP pages.... 

4/20/10

    I'm excited again!  Just feel good.  My refrigerator broke down on me, but it hardly phased me.  "Oh, another $1300 for a compressor...  OK"  I just fixed my food warmer a couple of days before that.  Man, all the stuff I inherited from the previous business owner must have been on it's very last leg, cuz I've had to replace almost everything in here!  Still, I don't care.  Life is beautiful.  Sun is shining.  My heart is not broken anymore, and I feel wonderful.  Where's all my bitches at?  :)  2 Years!!!!  What the fuck!  Time flies so fast.  It's crazy.  I've actually had this place three years.  Seems like yesterday! 

    I think I know why I'm so happy...  Cuz I'm going to try and get my anytime breakfast going in this mother fucker.  Check this, and tell me this shit ain't ridiculous...  Your choice of 2 out of 3 (French Toast, Pancakes, Waffles), hashbrowns, scrambled eggs, bacon, english muffin w/ raspberry preserves and a large caraf of Orange Juice!  Ya Ya.  And check this too.  Throw in some real deal authentic French crepes.  Not that crap wannabee shit they serve at House of Pancakes or any other restaurant I've seen in LA.  Crepes out here don't even look remotely like crepes in France.  Not even close.  It's a shame and I'm going to do something about it.  It took me like 7-8 years to get ladies to stop wearing those hideous pointy witch toed shoes, I think I can change the crepe culture around here.  I've only had two authentic crepes out here.  One was from my sister who is now married and living way out in Oregon and the other is my buddy Eric (what up Dred?!!!) who is back living in France.  So, I've got to find a chef who can cook me this stuff.  I think my life will be different and for the better if I intake all that yummy breakfast stuff and my crepes on a more frequent basis.

    I'm going to be open all the way from 11:30am till 2a!  Just like the big boys!!!  Even Mondays too!

    Comedy is coming back, only better.  Guaranteed to Laugh or your money back.  The promoters/hosts are pretty confident.  Not coming out of my pocket.  Anyways, if you don't laugh or find the show entertaining in the first 20 minutes we will refund you the cover charge. 

    Salsa used to be a big draw back in the day, it just wasn't a good fit for Fridays, but on Thursdays it's working better.  Phone has been ringing and people asking about it.  

    Got some new promoters, bringing in some new heads, cool beats...  Started advertising just a bit.  What else?  Just so happy.  Realized what a pimp I am, and I shouldn't be trippin on these females who wouldn't know a good thing if it came up and smacked em in the face.  Summer has always been my time anyways.  Still never had a girlfriend through summer.  Too many sexy ladies out there looking all sexy!  Nice tans, beach ware bodies, little skirts and booty shorts!!!  Ewww weee.  Gonna get my first manager once I open for lunch....  That will be nice. 

    I've learned how to cook more than chips and salsa and milkshakes!  I can cook most of everything on the menu now!  My banner thief hasn't been able to tear my banner off anymore (super glued that shit).  Actually, get some heads in for the best happy hour in town now.  You all should thank that old prick...  Every time that fuck stick kept taking my banner I kept improving the Happy Hour.  Where in LA are you going to get kick ass top quality, house specialty carne asada tacos for $2 tax included.  You can't even get that at Taco Bell or Baja Fresh for that price.  I make a special trip to the farthest of all my suppliers just to get this meat. 

    Now, that we're going to be open from early on, we will be able to accomodate an earlier dinner crowd as well.  That should help keep moving things in the right direction. 

    I haven't really thrown a big party since Grand Opening, and I guess I'm just excited to have a night for my close friends old and new.  Opening night, was too stressful for me.  this one will be more fun.  Imma get fucked up!  Have somebody wait on my ass!  It's been more than four years since I've thrown a cool party, so I'm especially looking forward to this one.  It's gonna be like old times, and a new kick-off for my business. 

    This party for me is an opportunity to reconnect.  There's a great feeling when you're surrounded in the company of kick ass cool people, and this May 15th will be that night.  Frankly, this business has taken a toll on me, and some of my relationships.  I always tried to make my friends my priority in life.  In the process of trying to open my business and literally staying and working on Smiles around the clock, this is my one night to bring my close friends back together.  I've gotten in fights with some ex-friends, had my feelings hurt by some friends, got in business disagreements with people I care about and so on.  May 15, I'm taking the initiative to squash all that shit, put it behind us, and let you know that I care about and value your ass! 

    Peace out! 

C

4/16/10

Well, it looks like I am finally going to get lunch service going.  An important piece of the puzzle has come together, so it looks like I'll be able to open for lunch pretty soon (couple of weeks).  The new hours are going to be Monday through Friday 11:30am - 2a and Sat 6p-2a.  Finished watching all the Kitchen Nightmares episodes...   Coming up on Smiles 2 Year Anniversary!!!  Can't believe it.  Time flies, when your drinking everyday!!  Just Kidding.  Well sort of.  It's hard not to drink everyday. 

What else....   Well I put back the old blogs.   I lost some of my original posts.  Kinda sucks, it had my whole timeline and all the pain in the ass shit I had to go through to get a location.  Had a couple of heartbreakers in there.  So, I hear it takes three years in the business before you make it.  Whatever that means.  So far there has been a lot of ups and downs.  A lot of stress.  I'm surprised my head isn't fully gray. 

You know I feel alot of people out there think "aww Smiles ain't gonna make it, bla bla bla, you need to change your name, you need to do this, need to do that"...   In this business and I think in life in general you need to stay positive.  Regardless how bad things get, and how discouraged I get from time to time, I know 100% unequivocally (wow, big word... thanks for spell check)  I'm gonna make it.  I refuse to consider not making it.  I'm a survivor, I'm gonna keep on, can't nobody hold me down, oh no I gots to keep moving on.  Ya Ya.  So, I'm gonna gets me some French Toast, Pancakes, Waffles, scrambled eggs, bacon up in this mother fucker!!!  

I don't really have too much to yap about right now.  We've got new events coming up.  Wednesday comedy night.  We're doing Rock Band on Tuesday.  Anyways stay tuned.  Check the events page.  To the homies and homettes much love!  asalam a likem, a lika my salami :)

C

4/12/10

Hey Guys,

    Well, just wanted to say hello.  I've been watching non-stop Kitchen Nightmares on Hulu.com.  Chef Gordan Ramsey comes and rescues restaurants that are in dire need.  In my free time I've been watching episode after episode to try and capture some tips.  I'm on episode 12 or so out of approximately 35 or so.  Once I've watched all the Kitchen Nightmares I'm going to watch all the Hell's Kitchen episodes. 

    I'm commited to getting the restaurant aspect of the business dialed in.  I'm going to write Chef Ramsey a letter and see if he will come by and help get things dialed in.  Who knows? 

    I really do love learning new things about the business.  It gives me confidence that I can survive.  I really think that a lot about making it in today's world is about knowledge.  I'm passionate about learning new things I'm interested in. 

    I'm going to stay in the kitchen, (week days) until I have a restaurant that people want to eat at.  I wish I could tell you that everything is rosy, but it's not.  Things are tough.  It's been a non-stop struggle for years, even before I got this place. 

    I wish I could have opened the doors from the very beginning and things were completely dialed in.  That wasn't possible.  When I first opened on day 1 all we served were burgers and carne asada tacos.  Now, we're approaching our 2 year anniversary and we serve over 20 different entrees and appetizers. 

    Now that I am spending time in the kitchen some things have become more apparent.  Some of our ingredients were being pre-cooked such as the chicken and carne asada.  Those days are over.  I guess because of budget constraints, staff limitations as well inexperience in the kitchen that pre-cooking was allowed to pass.  I feel I am being rather candid with you, but that's ok.  That's my true nature.  The truth shall set you free, right?  And just for the record, I, nor my staff never serve questionably bad or rotten food.  Never, and we never will.  We have waste.  And we will continue to have some waste at least for a little while.  But, I want you to know, that quality is my first priority.  I have asked my head chef Ruben to change our approach. 

    I operate with a limited staff or rather an efficient staff.  Having opened right at the beginning of a recession... Being that this was my first business, you have to do things just to keep the business alive.  I'm not really clear with expressing my thoughts here, but bear with me.  Anyways, a change is going to happen.  As I mentioned, we are going to concentrate more on taste as opposed to quickness.  Because, we had a small kitchen staff there was emphasis to get food out quickly.  Now, that I am learning how to help in the kitchen, we are going to really make our food stand out.  For example, with regards to our carne asada tacos...  As much as people order them and tell me they like them they were not coming out to my standard.  We were pre-cooking our steak, and not grilling our onions.  They were not as good as when I used to cook them at my home at parties for my close friends.  Our spaghetti is not up to the standard of that which my Mom made for me ever since I was a little kid.  Don't get me wrong, by no means do I think our food is bad or not up to par.  I just think there is room for improvement, and I'm going to improve it.  I'm going to get my mom in my kitchen and ask her nicely to cook me, you, her spaghetti.  I'm going to learn how to make it, along side Ruben and we're going to get it dialed in.  Honestly, when my mom makes her spaghetti it's one of the best I have ever had.  The only exception was when I was traveling around Florence. Italy.  I just want every aspect of this business to be top notch, and that is what I and Smiles will be striving for for as long as I have a business.  If we were one star when we opened we are at least two stars now. 

    One day we will be 5 stars.  I have worked in 5 star rated restaurants, in Beverly Hills, with Secret Kitchens, and know that in reality all this secret kitchen was is a room full of microwaves.  that's no bullshit.  So if a place that uses microwaves to cook it's food can get a 5 star rating there is no reason that I can't as well.  The standards are going to go up and up.  As I have mentioned before the theme of Smiles menu is variety.  I want the best most popular dishes from various cultures, or different restaurants.  I want to recreate some of the splendid things that I have had the opportunity to taste. 

    I'm half French.  One of the things I want to get on my menu are crepes.  Not crepes like you find out here.  Frankly I find them whacked, and don't even come close to considering them crepes in my opinion.  I want crepes like you find on the street corners of Paris.  There coming to Smiles menu one of these days in the not too distant future. 

    You know it's so hard to explain to people my situation.  I'm going to try and paraphrase.  Ideas are great.  Knowing what to do is great, but implementing, that's a bitch.  I know all the right things to do, so does everyone else, but making it happen when you operate under a budget, that's a very tricky, delicate game.  That's the game I'm in.  For example, I would prefer enforcing my dresscode more, I would prefer being more strict with my staff....  But in both cases I risk alienating either my customers or my staff.  I'd love to be able to afford additional staff, but there is great risk in that.  Valet, no valet?  Host, no host.  It's tricky my friend.  Decisions like this go on and on.  Advertising....   there's a whopper!  Anyways, its tough.  but the plan is, goal #1, above all else is keep the doors open.  And with regards to that I think we are doing OK.  Most businesses of this sort, I hear around 85%, don't even make it past Year1.  I opened up in the midst of a big recession and so far have been paying rent for close to three years and have been open for almost two years now.  So, in that sense, I think we are doing something right.  My philosophy is simple:  survive and improve.  Keep the doors open, and give yourself the time to get things right.  I never want to be a stagnant business.  It should always be getting better and better in whatever area it may be.  Whether it's the events, the menu, the decor, the professionalism of the staff, office efficiency...  there is never a time for leveling out.  You level out, you lose.  You always have to be improving, moving forward.  That is the commitment I give to you my guests. 

    I had pretty relatively close friends that came on opening night and were displeased with the food offering two years ago.  "Oh they only have burgers and Carne Asada, I'll never come there again", and they haven't.  And, really I don't care, but I think it'[s important that they understand why.  Had I waited the additional months or so, to really get all the menu items dialed in, the additional staff that would need to be trained, I would be out of business.  For me, it was imperative to just get the ball rolling.  I needed to generate some revenue.  Years from now, when I have more experience, more resources, sure I'll open up a new Smiles and things will be dialed in right from the get go.  I had to get in the game.  It's not how you start it's how you finish.  I'm finishing on top.  Just like in Mario Kart!

    Anyways, so all that yaddee, yaddee, yaddee is just about the fact that the restaurant aspect of Smiles is going to improve.  And with regards to running the door, being a host, supervising the floor, interacting with you guys that's all going to improve as well, when I'm out in front in my suit and tie.  You might even catch me valet parking your car.  Especially if it's a Ferrari.  No guarantees you'll get it back the same day.  Decent chance I might make a run for it down to Mexico.  Man, I need a racecar.  I love driving fast.  Faster than fast.  2nd dream was to be a race car driver.   

     You know it's not fair I don't get to hear from you.  I don't like that.  I used to have a comment box on my web, but some spam thingie kept sending me bogus comments.  It was wasting too much of my time.  I would think a friend is writing me, get all excited, and then it would turn out to be some offer to buy pharmaceuticals from Canada, or some shit like that.  Anyhow, want to get that dialed in again, and ecommerce on the web.  That be cool.  Take all y'alls money right off the web!!! 

    What else...   still can't fall asleep before like 8 in the morning.  It's ridiculous.  I don't want to take that ambien stuff either.  I don't trust that shit.  I don't trust nothing.  Buddies are going out to Ibiza.  I'm jealous.  I'm moving out there one day.  Gonna open a Smiles out there and you all are invited.

K, leave me alone.  Gotta go, try and sleep.  it's 730a.

iz out. 

P.S.   Putting back Smiles history (old updates).  Well, actually no, on second thought, I'm going to leave it just for the VIPs.  Gotta give em something special.

   

4/6/10

    Well, I'm coming out of a mini depression.  Got my heart a little bruised....   But, I'm all good now.  So, I'm in the kitchen cooking y'all food on the weekdays now.  Don't really dig it too much, but it needs to be done, so I'm doing it.  I'm learning how to cook.  I like that part.  I've never had a vice for food.  Frankly I'm too lazy when it comes to food to cook anything for myself.  So, I hope you appreciate my ass sweating back there bringing you out some dope eats!  I do love getting a hands on experience on all aspects of the business.  Someone once said "if you want something done right, do it yourself".  I couldn't agree more with that statement.  I'm a week or two into the cooking thing and I've more or less learned how to cook most of our menu items, but I still don't know how to prep a lot of the items.  Don't know how to makes the sauces, or the artichoke dip, or our spicy cashew dressing....   But, I do know how to turn the oven on and heat up the spin-dip:)  I'm going to get the restaurant aspect of the business so dialed in that the networks are going to be calling to make a reality TV show about Chef Le Feuvre.  Panties gonna be dropping when I bring out the Filet Mignon!  LOL!  :)  Seriously though. I love getting shit dialed in. 

    On the weekends, pimping the suit and tie...  Digging it.  Back to my old school garbs for me.  Gotta dress the part.  Steve Rubell, owner of Studio 54, said the most important place for the bar owner is out front.  I don't know if I would agree 100% with that...  I think you have to take care of the bar first, and also the back office, but then yes you have to be the gatekeeper and supervisor of who enters your premises.  Going out to a club, bar, restaurant, is ultimately about being in the company of cool people, socializing, and being seen.  I'm going to personally see to it that the customers at Smiles are dialed in.  I'm treating Smiles nights as though they were a house party.  I am not tolerating any ghetto shit here.  No knuckleheads.  No dumb-ass motherfuckers.  No tough guys, wanting to start fights.  No too drunk retards not able to control themselves.  Fat ass ladies, depending on the nights, you might need to get some discipline and get your asses in shape.  Dresscode is gradually going to get more and more enforced, until this is the hardest place to get into on the West Coast.  Yep.  I'm doing it.  Period.  I'm getting some solid footing on another continent.  Gonna take Smiles global.  Yes, I have a big head.  it's coming.  I'm so fired up.  Got show these girls what a mistake they made.  Got to get my Ferrari.  Need to get my beach time.  Need to be able to give back, influence things, create opportunities...  Need Europe.  Need to get into politics.  need to repay my debts. 

    I've been struggling too long.  Recession, no recession.  I'm over it.  My recession is over tonight.  Tomorrow I'm rich Bitch!!!  Meeting cool heads, intelligent people, with similar drive.  I love motherfuckers that actually know how to work.  Its rare to find that shit.  Rare like a dinosaur.  All a bunch of lazy ass, short sighted mother fuckers going no where.  Get your hands dirty just cuz.  Believe in hard work and it will pay off.  Do something cuz you can do it, not because this is how much i'm getting paid, bla bla bla.  If you do something bad ass, exceptional, no one can take that from you.  People see that.  People see that "Oh this person does his shit tight"  Strangers will notice, coworkers notice"  When you excel, you control your own destiny.  I can't fire some people.  They're too valuable.  This is how you move up in life.  Some people get it, some don't.  I'm preaching right now....   It happens from time to time, but I've just seen too much half- assedness from people around me over the short term.   If your a busboy...  be the best busboy.  Better yet, be the best busboy and be a hell of a barback as well.  If your a bartender, be the best bartender, and be a bar manager for free.  If you're a waiter be the best waiter, and be a host, be a busboy all at the same time.  When you do that, you become powerful.  You control your own destiny.  Nobody can tell you shit, cuz you call the shots.  Differentiate yourself from the rest, and you become unfireable.  Not only that, you'd be surprised at how quickly you move up the ladder.  In a years time, an old acquaintance will give you a call and say hey " I remember bla bla bla, why don't you come work with me over at so and so".  It's really a simple self explanatory concept, but lots of dudes chicks don't get it.  I'm using bar industry in my examples, but it applies in all fields.  I think this industry is fun.  I feel fortunate that I have an opportunity to make some money in the presence of friends and listening to music etc.   But, I see people take it for granted.  My attitude is hey this business is fun, I better work twice as hard to make sure I can stay in it.  Whereas, most are like, Oh I got this cool kick back fun job, that hardly qualifies as real work, lets party who hoo!  Have fun for the next two years, cuz you're gonna have let opportunity slip right through your fingertips.  Everyone wants a fun job, making a decent buck.  What's going to separate you from the young and hungry up and comers?  Skills, hardwork, and experience.  Laziness, and half assedness just pisses me off.  I hate them mother fuckers that fix things half ass too, so that they break down in a month from now.  There's a whole slew of bastards out there that fix something just enough to pass a quick inspection, and only after some time goes by do you realize it was a mickey mouse job.  I hate that shit.  It becomes twice as hard to fix.  Now, you have to undo the work that momo did, waste more time and money to get it right.  Usually, it's something that would have taken 10-15% more time, effort, or money to get it right and then the job will last a lifetime. 

    Not sure, where this tirade came from.  I guess I want to impart a little knowledge on those close to me.  I've seen some close to me, do stupid shit, and frankly I feel bad for them.  A good buddy of mine, when I first opened my business, asked me for a job...   I offered him a bar backing job.  He did it for one night, came back to me the next day said he got it and wanted to move up to bartender.  I was not keen on the idea at all.  You don't get barbacking after one night.  After heavy persuasion and pleading, I agreed to give him an opportunity.  He did the job ok for a couple of months until....    He had a few fuck ups, but one in particular sums up my point.  I remember asking him to clean the bar.  Standard bar protocol for anyone who's been able to keep a bartending job over the years.  So I ask him to clean the bar, he doesn't do shit.  I had to clean it myself.  It took me ten to fifteen minutes.  He fucked up a couple more times and then bye, bye.  So..  then and now he's struggling as a food runner, making one fifth the money and doing a job that is nowhere close to as enjoyable.  In heirarchy in a bar it's pretty much busboy, food runner, waiter, barback, bartender.  So he took three steps back cuz he didn't want to put in ten minutes of hands dirty time.  That ten minutes of laziness cost him probably 5-8 years before he gets back to bartending.  Just stupid shit.  Josh, I'm not harping on you.  You're my dog.  You realize now, but I want others to see as well.  For the record, Josh is a hell of a dude and brings it now.  I just see this scenario play out over and over again.  People are stoopid.  Can't tell nobody nothing, until it's too late. 

    Anyways, Smiles was and is done right.  Smiles is built on a strong foundation.  The building isn't complete, but the base is solid, and isn't going anywhere.  That's why it's going global. 

    Rambling, rambling, rambling....   No one is forcing you to read...   :)   On a more positive note...   Hey I love you all, except for that cock sucker that keeps stealing my Happy Hour banner.  I'm camping out on the patio with my paintgun.  Someone, (old neighborhood prick) got a big welt on their forehead coming to them.  That makes me smile.  "Oh so I see you want to steal my Happy Hour banner again hunh"  Booyakashow! 

    What else?  Comedy nights coming back on Wednesdays in a month, only bigger and badder, I want celebrity comedians and we're gonna bring some.  What else....   Just my heart, and that's too personal to share with just anyone.  Party on.  Thanks for letting me vent.  Feel better.  Landlord reduced my rent by a little, (not enough), but thank you nonetheless.

3/24/10

    Well, it's been a while since I've been on here.  Things are improving.  We started being open Thursday through Saturday, then we added Wednesday, then Tuesday, and now we're going to be open on Mondays.  At least we're going to give it a shot.  For those that frequent the bar, you'll be seeing less of me behind the bar.  I'm going to spend more time in a chef's uniform working in the kitchen on the weekdays, and then in a suit helping to run the door on the weekends. 

    Now that I feel comfortable with my bar staff. I'm going to concentrate on other areas of the business.  I'm going to learn what I need to know in the kitchen and get the restaurant aspect of the business dialed in.  With regards to the door, at least on the weekends, expect a tighter run door.  The dress-code is going to be more strictly enforced and we're going to get more selective at the door.  Smiles is a classy place and we're going to make an enhanced effort to make our guests feel welcome, safe, special and comfortable among our clientele.

    One of Smiles main themes is diversity.  Diversity is achieved through: our entertainment offerings, (salsa, comedy, rockaoke, djs, dancing, sporting events etc.); our mixed cuisine menu, (currently we feature some traditional American dishes, as well as Mexican, some Asian, some Italian, some vegetarian, and some shellfish, we will strive to continually bring new dishes from different cultures into the Smiles menu); our music selection spanning many different eras and many different genres; our venue with different areas for different vibes, (smoking patio, mini-vip room, VIP room, & our main bar area); and our staff from different backgrounds (I'm proud to say that even with our limited staff since the time we've opened we've employed or worked with African Americans, Mexicans, Russians, Ukrainians, Peruvians, Koreans, Phillipinos, Indians (no not Native Americans), Columbians, Italians, and more...

    With that being said, we still want to keep our crowd and guests elite.  What does that mean?  It means we want guests that show up dressed nicely.  We want guests that can afford this venue.  We want guests that exude professionalism, manners, responsibility, politeness, success and friendliness among other things.  We are also going to focus on making sure the men to women ratio is balanced.  I think we are pretty good in that regard, but it is something that is going to be paid attention to when you show up at the door. 

    Having been in business almost two years now, you learn some things.  Bringing in guests that aren't dressed right, don't have money to spend, aren't on top of their personality, demeanor, or behavior ends up costing the business a customer who is those things.  Smiles is a special place and a special business and we want our guests to feel special.  Smiles is my home, and as such when you come to my home, I want you to feel assured that when you are at Smiles you are in the company of kick-ass people. 

    Anyways, that's what's going on.  One of my favorite bars is Skybar.  Countless times I've been turned away at the door, and countless times I've also been let in.  But, one of the things I always liked about the place is the feeling that if I'm there I have the opportunity to meet some really cool interesting people.  This is the vibe I am bringing to Smiles.  I have very high aspirations.  I don't want to do something that every other business can do.  I don't want to be a one dimensional business.  I don't want to serve just Mexican food, or play just Hip Hop.  For me that's too easy.  How am I supposed to differentiate myself from the competition.  I want to do all things restaurant / bar / nightclub related at an exceptional level.  I have global aspirations.  In order to do that, you need to bring something special to the table, something not easy to replicate.  I don't claim to be at that level yet.  We will get there though.  I've already had talks with some serious investors about opening other locations (Hawaii) so who knows.  That's what I'm talking about.  Hawaii, then Ibiza baby!  Ya Ya. 

    Anywho....  I first need to get this business dialed in.  I think it's important though to think positively and set high goals.  Anyways, if I see you at Smiles it means I like you.  And if I don't it means you need to go home take a shower, put on some deodorant, shave, sober up, bring some ladies on your shoulders, take off the tennis shoes, remove your Laker jersey and your baseball cap, put on some nice shoes, a nice shirt and look pimp.  You might need to get your ass in shape too. 

 

1/31

    Wow, I've had a day with out some major component to my business breaking down!  Incredible!  It's a good feeling.  I spend so much time fixing things it's ridiculous.  It doesn't leave me too much time to pursue other things.  Nonetheless, things are definitely improved.  The nights are more consistent.  Lots of behind the scenes improvements with regards to effeciency, cost control, entertainment, promotions, advertising.  We are starting a new phase.  Got a real good group of guys and gal bringing quality events and nights.  I want to introduce you guys to an old buddy of mine that I used to work with back in the days at Sky Sushi.  He's a kick-ass DJ.  Michaelis, Wednesday nights.  Anyone that was here last Wednesday knows he rocked the house.  Come check it out.  You won't be disappointed.  He's got another old schooler from back in the days spinning with him DJ Backdraft (used to spin @ the Fenix @ the Argyle when I worked there too). 

    Anyways, I'm just going to let the nights speak for themselves. 

Late. 

Superbowl & Valentines Day parties on upcoming Sundays!!!

 

1/25

    Hey VIPs check your VIP login page for access to Tuesday's private party! 

 

11/25

    My Sister is helping me manage.  Huge.

11/16

    Well...  We had an unfortunate incident out in front of Smiles a couple of nights ago.  I don't want to give any more attention to this incident than it has already received, but, their was a shooting out front of Smiles a couple of nights ago.  The latest I heard is that the victim is going to survive.  I really don't know too much about what transpired nor am I current as to what has happened since.  The police are conducting an ongoing investigation and therefore can't really share any information.  We didn't have an incident throughout the entire night at Smiles, and throughout the entire existence of Smiles we've never had any problems or fights with the exception of one small scuffle a while back.  There was no yelling, fighting, aggressiveness exhibited throughout the entire evening.  What happened was truly an incredible surprise.  I watched footage from our cameras for hours with police detectives and there was no evidence of anger, fighting, yelling or any kind of disruption whatsoever.  We don't have audio on our cameras, so there is really no way as of yet of knowing what brought about the violence between the two individuals.  From what I have heard the shooting was accidental.  The perpetrator tried to pistol whip the victim and the gun went off. 

    I just want to say that what happened here that night is not reflective of what Smiles is about or what it has been in the past.  I certainly don't condone this type of action.  Two individuals that I have framed up in my place are of Martin Luther King Jr. and Mahatma Gandhi for their commitment towards nonviolence. 

    As of this time, I have decided to end my business relationship with that evenings promoters.  It's not their fault, but in life sometimes you're not allowed more than one strike.  In this case that is the situation. 

    With regards to Smiles, I have no option but to carry on.  I really don't know what else to say.  Never in my wildest dreams did I foresee something like this happening and therefore I just don't understand people that do something like that.  I have taken every effort to create a place that feels like home, is classy and most definitely safe and friendly and will continue to strive for these qualities throughout the existence of Smiles. 

Peace,

Chris

11/08/09

    Wow!  What a fight!  Is Fedor bad ass or what?  Too cool.  I love watching his fights.  Anyway....  We're going to be open for lunch very soon!  Haven't picked a date just yet, but it's going to happen in the very near future.  Maybe beginning of December, maybe the 1st of the New Year, not sure exactly yet, but it's coming, and I'm excited.  We've got a hot new classic rock cover band that has been playing regularly in the Valley for years and they're (Rocket Ride) gonna be playing through November and December every other Wednesdays so come check em out.  We've also got Bobby & the Angels coming back playing a few gigs, filling out every other Wednesdays.  I really think we're going to stick with live music on Wednesdays, and that it will be a good fit.  Things are getting more & more dialed in and i dig that.  More efficiency, better & better food, more repeat customers, physical improvements...

    We just recently are putting our effort into marketing and advertising.  I think the combination of that and opening for lunch are going to turn the corner for Smiles.  I'm looking for big things from the New Year.  I didn't want, (and pretty much haven't done) any advertising or marketing up to this point.  I didn't want to advertise something that was not complete.  I now feel we're pretty close to complete.  I don't think we'll ever be complete, because I view this business as constantly evolving and improving.  But...  I'm now comfortable getting the word out there about Smiles.  It wouldn't do my business any good advertising something that wasn't completely dialed in.  Now, it's dialed in enough. 

    These past two months have been a little inconsistent in terms of schedule and hours of operation, so I want to apologize for that.  I know we had some patrons coming by on nights we are normally open to find Smiles closed, but it's just what needed to be done to take Smiles to the next level.  You can expect a much more consistent schedule in the very near future. 

    The future hours of operation are probably going to look something like this:

Monday - Thursday: 12-3p & 7-2a

Friday: 12-3p & 6-2a

Saturday: 6-2a

Sunday: closed, available for private parties

Anyways, smiles has some new improvements come check it out.

C

10/31/09

Yo, Yo...  What's it B?  Happy Halloween!  Boo.  Anyways.  Well....   Life is good.  New shiny bar top...  Everything is just dope.  Too much excitement in my world right now, I don't even know what to say...  Just love getting things dialed in, and they're getting dialed in. 

Peace,

C

I'm kinda digging not having my whole Smiles background just here for anyone to read.  Someone shouldn't be able to just pop on here, and read my whole Smiles history.  Well, that's how I see it, at least for the time being.  Bigger, Badder, Fatter things coming in the near future!!!

10/21/09

Well....

I've been closed for the past couple of weeks on the slow nights.  I'm trying to fix some things to take Smiles to the next level.  I've recently just redone all our menus (bar menus, dinner menus and the cocktail menu).  Lowered all our call, premium and super premium liquor prices.  Revised the dinner menu....  The food has improved and I feel comfortable recommending anything on the menu.  The filet mignon and shellfish dish are the latest improvements and they are both really good. 

Had to redo the finish on the bar, the previous finish was coming off, so we put a new coat of super glaze on there.  We'll see how long this one lasts.  Thanks Tony & Todd for the help. 

I removed the past updates.  Maybe I'll bring em back.  I just feel exposed.  Can't really get any feedback and I don't like just anyone being able to read up on all that has been going on.  So, I'm gonna try this out for a bit.  I've moved all the past history into the VIP section.

Anyways, I guess that's about it.  Things have been tough lately. 

Chris

 

 

8/24/09

    Almost got thrown in jail and thrown back into a mental ward (Olive View) for standing up for our constitutional rights.  It's really not all that pleasant of an experience.  Actually, it's as close to bad as it gets.  72 hour mandatory hold.  No rights to an attorney.  No bail.  An officer of the law can throw you into one of these places if they see fit, and then you are stuck to deal with the situation.  They break constitutional laws to bust you for an infraction and if and when you protest they decide maybe you should go to jail or better yet a mental institution.  It's fucked up.  The end doesn't justify the means.  Anyways, it's all bueno.  I think I made an impression and hopefully/optimistically maybe we'll see a change in the ways officers of the law respect our rights to unlawful search and seizure. 

    I was at Zuma beach with a co-worker of mine.  I had brought a pitcher of Pina Coladas with me to keep me hydrated.  I had one Pina Colada and my friend didn't have any because she doesn't drink.  An hour and a half had gone by since I had a drink of Pina Colada.  I was asleep on my towel when a Sheriff's deputy on an ATV came by, woke me up, and asked me what was underneath my shirt, and what I had been drinking.  The thermos was covered by a shirt, closed and the cup I had used earlier was empty.  I told him I wasn't drinking alcohol, and that it was none of his business what was under my shirt or what was in my thermos.  I told him he didn't have probable cause, and that I wasn't giving him permission to touch my personal property.  He said "I'm going to do it anyways".  That's when the situation escalated.  After I made some objections they called in their backup troops.  Within a couple of minutes there were another four occifers at the scene.  Next thing I know I'm in handcuffs, and they're threatening to take me to jail.  I told them that I didn't care about going to jail.  I asked in the same tone that they were addressing me " what gives you the right to break my constitutional rights to bust me for an infraction without any probable cause"  There was no justification.  So, after a bunch of arguing, yelling back and forth they decided to take me to jail.  As I'm being escorted of the beach in handcuffs, I'm giving my friend phone numbers, telling her who to call....  I also yelled out at the top of my lungs "unlawful search & seizure" while they were taking me away.

    Once I was in the back of the police car, I realized they weren't super interested in taking me to jail.  It creates headaches for them as well.  Normally, I would not have plea bargained with the police officers, but the person I was with, didn't drive, was from another country and had to work in a couple of hours.  So, I agreed to sign their ticket in exchange for not going to jail so long as I didn't return back to that section of beach.  They didn't want me gathering information from witnesses.  I had a private talk with one of the officers and explained that the end doesn't justify the means.  It's not ok, or legal to break someones constitutional rights in order to bust them for an infraction. 

    I'm going to go to court in a few weeks and argue my case in front of a judge.  If that doesn't work.  I'm going back to the same beach with a thermos filled with water and going to have a friend nearby record the whole situation, and repeat the whole process.  I can't just sit passively by when those that are put into seats of power and then abuse their power.  The only thing that keeps the powerful from corruption and abusing their power is by making noise and protesting.  When people stop protesting or fighting for their rights consider them gone.  I have and will continue to do my part.

    I'm going to be adding a detailed political section / tab to the VIP area in the near future.  

   

7/28/09

    So I just finished making some VIP cards.  I'm excited.  These cards are like credit cards in terms of they have a magnetic strip.  VIPs will be able to swipe their cards and automatically receive their discounts.  All in all, I'm just trying to create something a little special for my/our long term friends and our special faithful guests.  I've got a couple of ideas and we'll see what happens.  I'm considering giving VIPs free movie rentals, free tool rentals...  I'm just worried about things getting ruined or damaged.  I'm also going to advertise some VIP events where the VIPs will have free food upstairs (carne asada tacos in chafing plates...  maybe some chicken wings, veggie platters stuff like that).  I'm even considering having some random nights that VIPs tabs will be completely comped regardless of what they order.  They won't know in advance that their checks will be comped.  These are just a few of the things I will be trying to implement over the coming months.  I plan to provide exclusive content that I wouldn't normally show to just anyone (Smiles renovation photos, smiles prototypes, sensitive political documentaries...)  VIPs will get invitations to exclusive parties (celebrity parties, VIP only parties, afterhours, Sunday pool parties, Smiles staff parties, etc.) VIP will get discounted valet parking.  VIPs will sometimes be left to hangout a little while later while the bar is closing.  These are just some of the benefits or privileges shared with the VIPs.  We will always be looking for ways to make our VIPs feel special.  

7/21/09

    Hey!!!  So for the one or two people that so far have access to these pages What's UP?  I have waited for 4 or so years to get a login page on my website.  I'm excited.  the content is lacking presently, but now that the login page is working, I can concentrate on fixing this part of the site up.  Stay tuned....

 

10/1/09

Hey Guys,

Not going to be writing a huge dissertation this time around.  Just a little post.  I'm in the process of going through and revising practically all the bar prices across the board.  All the calls, premiums, and super premium liquors are being reduced.  The liquor pricing at Smiles is really going to be competitive now.  I am not decreasing the quality whatsoever.  Still using all top notch spirits just lowering the prices on all the mid to high level stuff.  Grey Goose is coming down to $10, same goes for Patron Slvr.  The well stuff is staying the same.  I don't want to destroy my brand, I just want to do what I can to address consumers concerns and give them what they want.  Check out the menu page after you read this.  The Bar menu prices that are up there are from a long time ago, and actually haven't been accurate for awhile.  Our prices have actually been lower for quite some time now.  But, I'm going to leave the old prices up for a while, so you can see the reductions in price we've made. 

I'd like to apologize or rather explain to those that come by on the off nights and find we're closed.  We operate with a very small staff @ Smiles.  This is the primary reason that we have been able to stay open for about 14 months now.  I / We need to stay productive with our time.  I don't have partners nor other managers presently.  I'm a hands on dude.  Anyone that has been to Smiles, and that knows me, probably has seen me behind the bar, or picking things up off the floor, or handing cards out to passersby.  I do whatever is necessary for the business.  Overall, we have been doing better and better.  We are just coming off our best period.  However, I don't know what it is but the last week or two was pretty bad.  We've had some setbacks (happy hour flier, getting treated as a Spammer form Constant Contact, running into unforeseen difficulties with regards to mailing out our direct mail flyers to the neighboring businesses.  Some of our promotions are working well, others have faltered.  I guess it's all just part of the game.  But the problem boils down to, I have to use my time productively.  Today for example, I wasn't expecting a busy night, so I decided to close so that I could concentrate on some other things such as reducing my drink prices, updating my computer system with the new prices, getting my email management / distribution system up and going, updating the website with current events, running my payroll report, etc...

So, anyways, to those that do come out when I should be open, we had a couple today I apologize.  I realize the importance of consistency.  For the greater good of Smiles from time to time I have to close early or all together. 

For those out there that really do enjoy Smiles, and want to see it succeed, you can help.  What is most beneficial to me is feedback.  Normally, I have to just sit back and read the winds to find out what people like or what they don't like.  I have to guess as to what the whole would like implemented.  I happen to be very good at this skill.  For whatever reason I have incredible intuition.  I always have.  However, even with great intuition, it can only provide you with so much.  Feedback and statistics really serve a purpose.  We're on Yelp, and that helps a lot.  I personally read all the reviews, and I care about what is written whether it is good or bad.  So, please keep writing comments.  It's my way of knowing what you like and what you don't, what events are missed and what events you guys would like to see.  Obviously, I'm not going to be jumping all over the place just based on what one person says, but if enough people express similar concerns I will address them.  People have mentioned the pricing.  I already went through once and reduced the prices, and still people have asked for lower prices, so I'm going through again, and reducing the prices across the board once more.

The other way to help is to sign up for our weekly email blast.  I'm not into over blasting anything.  Actually, I'm pretty much on the down low.  I rarely call anyone to invite them to any nights.  I rarely send out invites, so you don't need to worry about me blowing up your inbox.  The email delivery service allows me first and foremost to get the word out with regards to what is going on this week at Smiles.  I'll be the first to admit that our marketing and advertising over the first year has not been a top priority.  I didn't want to advertise a business that still had kinks in it.  What good is it, to spend all that money on telling people to come out and check your place or food out, if when they come it's not up to par.  So first priority was to get the business up to speed.  Now, I feel comfortable with the package.  So, now, we're making a more concerted effort to get the word out.  We have 10000 flyers on stand by, we're getting the Constant Contact thing up and going.  After that, hopefully we'll take more advantage of sites like Facebook and Twitter, in conjunction with working with the right promoters, and giving the consumers something that they are excited about and want to go tell their friends about.  As far as I'm concerned, there is no advertising like word of mouth.  As with any business, it is so important to know what works well, for the money you spend.  By keeping my advertising and marketing to a minimum I'm able to see that.  If you put to many advertising or marketing schemes all at the same time, it makes it very difficult to see which ones really work, and which ones are just a waste. 

Anyways, by signing up for the email blast, it lets me know first how many people read it, and second it lets me develop a little closer relationship with my customer.  As a benefit to you, I let you in on special deals.  Very soon, I'm going to be advertising Open Bar nights only to those people on our email list.  We are doing an Open bar this Friday, that I posted on the events page, but after that one, the open bars, which will be occurring weekly will only be advertised through the email blast.  You can let your friends know, "hey, lets go party at Smiles for free!!!"  Everyone likes free shit.  I used to throw phat house parties with free full bars and complimentary food, and I want to bring a touch of that back to Smiles.  

So much for not writing a long dissertation....

Anyways, write a review on Yelp, good or bad, preferably good, and sign up for the email blast.  Your email will remain private, and it's very easy to opt out at any time, if you like Smiles, you'll be happy you did.

Take Care, and come drink for free this Friday 9-10 p.  If you sign up for the email mailing list, you might find out about another one, right around the corner...

C

9/26/09 6A

This is an update I am writing specifically for my neighbors.  I want everyone from 91423 to know that I have no intention of devaluing your neighborhood.  I grew up wishing I could have said I lived in Sherman Oaks.  No offense Mom or Dad.  I had it great.  I had it the best.  But, when I was younger and was out in either Westwood or Hollywood and would meet some cool people (OK, who am I kidding, I really wasn't that interested in meeting cool dudes, on occasion yes, but when I would meet some nice ladies, and would try and get them to come back to my killer pad in Van Nuys, it just didn't have the same ring to it as if I had an address in Sherman Oaks.  So, I appreciate what you guys have here.  I think everyone or most appreciate their neighborhood.  Ventura Blvd. is awesome.  There is no other street I'd rather have my first business on. 

I want this place to cater to you 91423.  Sure it's nice to have people travel from around the Valley.  But really, I want you guys up there in the hills, my neighbors in the apartments and homes behind me, and you other guys of to the side to have somewhere where you can feel at home.  I think that I have very good intuition and I sense out there that some in the neighborhood are worried about riff raff coming into the neighborhood.  I think that is what was really behind this incident i had with my banner.  That is not going to happen.  And to show y'all I'm committed to backing up my words.  I'm implementing some changes as soon as this update is posted. 

In my business plan I had a dress code.  A pretty detailed one actually.  Some would probably read it, and say I was damn cocky.  But it's done for a reason.  Actually maybe I will even cut and paste the section I wrote from my original biz plan.  But I always wanted to open a classy place.  I like places like Crustacean in Bev. Hills that I used to work at, or SkyBar on the strip, or Firefly on Ventura, and for that matter Senor Fred.  There is a varying degree of class there, but they are all nice places you can take a date and have a nice bite to eat.  While I'm giving props to these businesses I first want to give a big prop out to Antonio's Pizzeria right next door to me.  We share walls.  Not the same type of business.  But anyways, while I'm giving respect to these other places, Antonio's definitely deserves and gets my respect.  I haven't had too many of their dishes (I'm not one to jump around the menu.  I find the one thing I would like and stick with it till eternity)  With that being said, the pizza that I've had, and garlic bread (some garlic breads are better than others) is as good as any I've ever had, or very close to it.  Anyways, it's a great spot, they've been around 50 years or so, you've probably had it already, but if you haven't give it a try.  You won't be disappointed. 

Where was I?  I envision Smiles as a classy place.  Never wanted to be a dive bar.  Nope.  I want people to get dressed up nice, and put some effort themselves into what they wear, and in their appearance when they come out.  I've put a lot of effort into this business, and I want my customers to reciprocate a little of that effort, by coming pimped out.  What does that mean.  Well, don't look like you just finished playing basketball and now your just going to pop in to Smiles.  Since all this is getting implemented as I share, I'm going to be more flexible before ten.  But after ten, No, don't show up, looking like you made no effort to come here.  This is not your place then.  It's a really tricky thing here to pull off.  It's kind of ballsy, (and I guess it's why I haven't done it to this point).  I open a business and of course I'm desperate for customers, and then at the same time I'm going to turn away those that aren't dressed to par.  That's tuff.  But yes, that is going to be the future of Smiles.  I just want to give my proper respect to the homeowners, and to the renters who have been here for years, of this neighborhood. 

You really are the ones I want to cater to.  The reality is that Sherman Oaks is a nice classy affluent neighborhood.  It's not super uppity Beverly Hills.  But, in my book if you've managed to land yourself a crib in this neighborhood, especially up there in the hills, you are very fortunate. 

As I write this I'm almost tempted to leave my cell phone number on here as a way to reach out and connect with the neighborhood, and then two seconds later, I just realized, ah yeah that's not going to work.  I'm going to have people calling me for directions, and asking me "hey what's going on tonight", or "hey I need a job man!"  or damn you make a killer mojito bro"  I could go on and on.  "Hey did you find my keys?"  "Hey Chris, we want to Afterhour party bro open up"  So, I guess, I'm not going to be leaving my cell number on here.  But, we do have the business number.  I do check it.  Not as frequently as the cell, especially if the calls are during non business hours.  And, no I don't return all calls.  I just can't right now.  I'm too busy.  That's why I have this website.  And that's why I say "check the web on the voice mail"  Most answers can be found from here.  The other questions, nobody is going to die if I don't get back with you immediately.  I look at it this way.  hey poke your head in, and give it a try. 

I do want to mention something though.  And it's kind of one of the main reasons I'm writing....   I can't believe it's already 7 again.  This is ridiculous.  This is how I keep going to bed at like 12 in the afternoon.  At least I just figured it out.  This absolutely sucks though, because I'm not tired.  I probably couldn't fall asleep for another hour or so, even if I tried.  I only slept two and a half hours last day 1230-3p today and have been working all day / night till right now.  Somethings weird.  And NO once again, I'm not on drugs.  I did have two yummy Jack & Cokes tonight though.  No RedBulls. 

What the fuck, I digress like a Mother Fucker. 

This is my point:  I need your help people from the 91423.  I can't at the same time maintain a classy restaurant, and then not have all you rich guys and homeowners, and people that are worried about me bringing down your neighborhood, not come out and support me.  I can't tell you how many times I've tried to hand a VIP card to some people, or said hey wanna come in for a free drink, or whatever and it's very rare that someone gives you the time of day.  So, when your broke.  As I am.  Well hold on, let me rephrase that.  I am rich in spirit & life, just heavily in debt at the present.  Back to my conundrum...  I have to pay my rent.  Just like everyone else.  I would like to provide a top notch dining experience in a classy restaurant, but if these husbands and wives, boyfriends and girlfriends, in all these homes around here aren't coming in here to have dinner, than I have to find a way to pay my rent.  That means I have to cater more towards persons just wanting to come in and drink.  Like I said, this is not what I really want to cater to.  I have a nice kitchen, I want to use it.  It's very hard though to purchase fancy/classy shellfish dishes and filet mignons, and keep them fresh and then not have any one try them.  See.  when you're strapped it's hard to say ok, I'm going to do this form of advertising or that form of marketing.  There's no guarantees.  I'd love to have a full time hostess.  I'd love to have a full time door man.  I'd love to have a resident DJ.   I'd love to have extra staff in general.  But, when everyone is pinching their pennies, it makes it very difficult to provide that level of service that I would like to provide.  I guess, we all do, what we can.  I really believe in visualizing, and setting up goals.  We will get the dinner service the way I would like, it's just going to take a little time.  Back in the day I would put bar owner on my business cards, cuz I built this little portable bar thingie out of wood, for my back yard, and now here years later, I actually do have my bar!  Pretty cool.  I think you really have to take on the persona, or really feel what it is you are trying to become.  Like in that movie The Secret.  For me, that's a reality.

 

 Anyways, I know I have a conclusion, or some kind of tie up with all this rambling and typing.  730 Now.  Wow.  I told myself I was going to bed early tonight at 430!!!  There is a tie in with what I wrote last night, and my long banner story below, but you know what?  It's gonna have to wait for another night, because I need to get to sleep, and thankfully I'm tired. 

Hey come out during Happy Hour, and try our appetizers.  You can't go wrong.  All our prices are tax included.  You never have to fumble with change.  You can come in during Happy Hour have some of the best Fried Shrimp, or Calamari I've ever had and have yourself a soda and walk out the door after tipping for right around ten bucks.  You really can't beat that anywhere.  You're talking McDonalds prices for food, service, ambiance, venue and entertainment that is of top quality.  Neighbors please come give our food a try.  If you don't like it, it's on me.  Lookout for a flyer with a free appetizer coming to you guys in the near future.  Just need to stamp and address 8800 flyers.  A little marketing never hurts. 

Till next time.

Oh, Oh, Oh!!!  Please neighbors, when you have a problem with something, whether it's my banner, or noise, or I don't know what.  You don't like the people or whatever.  People can have problems with anything.  For example "Some don't like salsa, some are mad it's now gone"  It seems you can never make everyone happy.  But what I can say, "without leaving my cell phone number on here", is:  I am very receptive to the concerns of my neighbors.  I can't say I will always agree with you, nor will I acquiesce to your desires, but I will hear you out.  And, I do put my neighbors concerns at the very top of my priorities.  So, yeah, instead of calling up the Board of Safety and Zoning over my Happy Hour banner, how bout you call me up on the Smiles Biz number first, and see if we cant resolve something together.  I knew I had a point in all of this somewhere.  Granted it certainly doesn't feel like a very sharp point.  But, hopefully it will make me fall asleep a little easier.  Now 8 o'clock.  I feel like I should get more out of my two hours. 

Wow, damn, that is a long update though.  I love I don't have to proofread any of this.  I must have been a writer in a past life. 

Later Yos.

Remember that dress code.  Gonna be bringing that class.

Oh, I almost forgot!  Anyone want to lend me 100 Grand?  Yeah, I'm speaking to you rich guys up there in the hills.

 

9/25/09

    Hey! 

How are you guys?  I'm doing good.  Thanks for asking.  Well....  Lets get to the big news first.  My Update section that I've been running here for years, even before I had a location is probably going to get moved to my VIP section.  It's one of those things about the straw that broke the camel's back.  I appreciated letting whoever reads this thing read it, but there are some people out there, in particular, the person or persons who jacked my Happy Hour Banner 4 times now, and then called the Department of Building & Safety on me too to remove my banner, that have influenced me to be more private.  I know who instigated it all.  I can't remember your name lady friend.  But I know it was you.  It's all good.   I'm not sure if you are aware of the businesses that you had here at this address in the years and years before Smiles?  I'm not going to even connect myself nor my business with any negative karma from previous businesses that I had nothing to do with, but.....  some of the words that have floated my way from customers, neighbors, previous owners...  I've heard about kidnappings, murder, ransom, shootings, FBI and more.  I don't know the full story, nor do I care.  All I know is those words have nothing to do with Smiles' Business.  I'm here not doing any serious crime.  (I have my occasional infraction and misdemeanor, and sure it seems like I'm always on the verge of getting thrown in jail, for trying to stick up for our right's, but I'm not, nor never will be, nor will my business ever be connected with felonies or serious crimes).  That's not what I'm trying to do with my time on this planet.  I'm a criminal for having my banner on my window.  Anyways, I've done everything I can to try and accommodate people from different spectrums.  Whether you are young or old, blue or green, this music, that music, this food, that food.  I'm trying to bring people together.  It's why this place is named Smiles.  As a matter of fact it's the only nightclub in the United States that will be named Smiles so long as I'm still in business.  Some may view it as corny, or whatever.... but, one of the main reasons I got into this business was to bring people together, make friends, find girlfriends & boyfriends, husbands & wives, sing, dance, and if in the process there's some good conversation and good ideas exchanged then all the better.   

My point is:  You had businesses that were associated with bad things before.  I'm trying to bring something positive to the neighborhood.  One of my criteria when I was looking for a location was that there had to be a kitchen.  I didn't want to have a place that just served alcohol.  Financially, it would have been much, much easier.  To all those other businesses out there surviving that are doing the restaurant thing, much props to you.  I'm the new kid on the block, and I can tell you, it's not easy, even when you've done your homework.  I keep a breathalyzer in the cabinet behind the bar at all times.  I'm providing the best quality food, that i'm capable of at this time.  Our food keeps getting better and better.  We are finally starting to integrate our filet mignon, and Shellfish Sampler dish into the mix, and they're really good.  I'm not going to stand here, or sit here, and say everything is perfect.  It's not.  This business is a continual work in progress.  I am a very strict assessor of quality, and I still think we have a long way to go, however, we have come a long way, and what we have right now is damn good.  By the way, as always, I stand 100% behind anything we sell at Smiles.  If you don't like your meal, it's off your bill, no problem.  Don't take advantage, eat your whole meal, and then tell me you didn't like it, and expect me to knock it off the bill.  I've worked in restaurants long enough to see all kinds of shady shit.  I'm not a schmuck, but if you don't like something, I'd be more than happy to accommodate you with something else, or just take it off the bill.    

Back to my point:  I keep digressing.  A lot on my mind.  Previous businesses bad things happened, new business trying to do positive good things.  Examples above.  So...  Lady, you're busting my balls over a banner, when there are literally hundreds of banners along Ventura Blvd. advertising this and that, but because there is this ordinance and because you complained, now I have to take down my Happy Hour Banner that was going to destroy your world.  All the other banners up and down Ventura Blvd are OK, because nobody complained about those ones.  But if I put my banner back up, stiff fines.  So, goodbye banner.  Happy Hour isn't going anywhere, but the banner is.  And by the way, if you didn't notice.  Everytime, you jacked my banner, the new one came with increased discounts and offerings.  The last one got you and all your neighbors free kick ass guacamole!!! Now, that I can no longer have a banner, I'm going to go over the top and reduce all my drink prices, with the exception of my wells.  My well prices for what I serve is already too good of a deal.  I haven't figured out a magical way yet to sell the top quality wells for less than the garbage stuff.  Maybe if the liquor companies would sell to me directly...  I'll be waiting by the phone.  What a racket that is, but that's another story, and it's already close to 11 in the morning and I still haven't gotten to sleep. 

Where was I?  Lady, wouldn't you rather have me here trying to sell you killer fried shrimp, killer calamari, for $5 or $6 tax included, than some Russian Mafia, kidnapping, murdering entity in your business?  I just feel like some people are so uptight.  This whole banner thing happened cuz one of my ex promoters put a banner up and it had a girl in a sexy outfit, kinda poised seductively.  There was no nudity.  Anyways, that banner was too offensive.  I just think you need to go live in France for a little bit, and see how society is still functioning ok out there, even though they have fully nude women on billboards, TV commercials, pornos on regular TV (very late night), but my advice is it's not the end of your universe if your child sees an image of a woman in underwear.  Who cares?

Are there any other restauranteurs / bar owners that can tell me if it's normal that i keep going to bed later and later.  No. I'm not on drugs.  Bartending I would always go to bed around 4, now with this business, it was 5, then 6 then 7 and lately I find myself not being able to fall asleep at 7 in the morning.  It's a little too nutty for me.  And I'm pretty good with dealing with nutty.  I'm getting business calls in the morning, when normally people know to not even try calling me at 9:30 -11.  Now, my  phone rings and I'm wide awake.  I don't know how long I can sustain this.  I can't fall asleep though.  I think I started writing this around 730.  Is that possible?  This masterpiece couldn't have taken me only 4 hours to write!  The things I go through in order to share with you. 

Oh yeah, that reminds me of something I was supposed to visit my sis at 10 o'clock.  I have to go see my little niece and nephew!!!  I only drink at most one redbull a day.  That was like 12 hours ago.  I don't drink coffee.  What's in those things?  I am kinda getting a headache now though.  There was something else I wanted to dwelve into though, but it's gonna have to wait.  Friday night tonight.  Ouch.  I'll have to keep you guys on pins and needles. 

Late.

 I think I needed to vent.  I'm not done though.

Oh yeah, I think I remembered now though.  I've just found that it seems that out of a group of 10 ppl, if you have 9 happy, it will be the 1 you hear from.  And also, I'm kinda tired of exposing myself and not knowing who or what reads what I have to say.  I don't really like that.  I don't like not getting any feedback back.  Maybe I can try and incorporate that into this web.  Experience lately, has just shown me that there are lots of shady people out there, good ones too, but I just want to have a better grasp of who is surfing my brain.  Hey, by the way, always appreciate feedback with regards to the business, especially the food.  Good / Bad it's all bueno!  Keep up the Yelp.  Don't call me names though.  And Oh I forgot, I said I was going over the top, cuz of all this banner hoople I've had to deal with.  So besides reducing practically all the drink prices, I'm also going to start implementing random open bars for like an hour.  The only way to know is if you sign up for the email mailing list.  Use the gizmo at the top of this page.  Gonna do free food too on occasions.  It's gonna take a couple of weeks to implement everything, but sign up now.  We are already sending free stuff.  We sent out coupons for free appetizers last email blast. 

I'm done.  Wow.  My head is close to pounding.  I hope I can get to bed by 430 tmrw.  Ladies, I'm your late night party dude.  You know where to find me!

Out.  Mondays are on standby.

 

 

9/17/09

    Hey Guys! 

What's up?  Can't really answer me hunh?  You can write on Yelp.  I read it.  Anyhow.  So...  Hey this is cool.  Got this little interactive plug in that can add you to my email list.  Lucky you!!  Let me tell you why this is so cool and why you are so lucky.  First of all, all the cool people are doing it.  So you'll automatically be associated with all the cool people.  What can be better than that?  If you even needed more of a reason than that, well then you can get a weekly update of what is going on at Smiles, (different themed evenings, sporting events, competitions)...  But most of all you can get lots of free stuff, special invites, and the inside scoop to open bars, complimentary buffets.  We just recently sent out discounts for free appetizers.  We are going to have open bar and also complimentary buffet on certain nights that will be advertised primarily through our emails.  Anyways, it's our way of keeping you up to date on what's going on.  Anyways.  Things are progressing.  I'm excited.  The weekends and Thursdays too are rockin.

Late

C

I'm still really diggin the lemonade.  I drink like four glasses a day.  It's so delicious.  It peps me right up. 

 

8/24/09

    We now have fresh squeezed lemonade.  Not that chemical stuff, not that 10% fruit juice garbage.  Real lemonade with pulp.  Water, lemons & sugar.  It's so delicious!  I love it.  Reminds me of summer growing up in the valley.  Hot Dog on a Stick quality lemonade!  Yum Yum.  I have to go grab some right now!!  I'll be back...

Umm, that was good.  I feel so refreshed.  Really.  Naked juice does the same for me.  I know I'm on a tangent here....  but, I grew up with a bunch of citrus trees in the backyard, and to this day brand new OJ and lemonade is treated like gold.  You can't even finish making the juice before someone is already trying to drink it all.  That's why I'm stoked.  I hopefully should have an endless supply of lemonade now!!!!

    I don't think there is anything much more important than that to discuss right now.  Karaoke might be coming back to Thursday nights....

8/19/09

    What's up fellas & ladies?  Last Friday was a record breaker business wise.... 

      

   

8/1/09

    Well, Tiff and I have parted ways.  I guess we just didn't see eye to eye on some things.  I love the girl and wish her the best.  IF any of you have some hook ups for her let me know and I'll forward them to her.  She's looking for a place where she doesn't have to wear a uniform.  My saturday night promotions have ended.  I'm not exactly sure why.  Keep getting bad reviews on Yelp.  Do get the good ones too though.  Regardless, as far as I'm concerned the future is beautiful.  I just feel grateful that I'm able to do the business I love.  Just wrapped up another Friday.  It was a good night.  Cool crowd.  I don't know, I'm so excited for the near future.  Things are going to start coming around the corner soon.  I hope life is enjoyable for you all, and wish you much happiness.  Open bar next Sat 8th I think, 9:30-10:30.  No strings attached.  Watch a free kick ass UFC fight, and then drink for free, doesn't get much better than that.  Only at Smiles. 

Peace,

C

 

7/25/09

    Hey,

    So I got my VIP page working!!!  I'm super stoked.  Gave the website a facelift.  I think it looks super sick professional now.  Got new professional pictures of the place, I think they came out really nice.  Check em out.  Fridays are popping off.  Definitely the best spot to be on a Friday night in the valley.

    I'd like to take a minute and address some of the negative reviewers that have reviewed my business on yelp.   First I'm doing my best.  Those that know me, know I have spent the past 17 years working on opening my own nightclub.  I have a business management degree.  I have 17 years of experience working in this industry.  I try to treat everyone I encounter politely and with respect.  If someone goes and writes something negative about my business, (it was slow/dead, service sucked, music was horrible, food was salty) I'm comfortable with that, and think that's fair.  When someone calls me names (idiot, buffoon, chimpanzee, moron) prepare for the same in return.  Actually prepare for me to tear you a new asshole.  To those that used those words against me, you're lucky Yelp's computer filtering program won't allow my words to be published.  Fortunately for me Yelp doesn't have control over my website.  So to the three or four of you (Carlos, fuck you, get a friend.  Steve we're cool.  Saying someone is acting like a moron is different than calling someone a moron.  Do I act like a moron sometimes?  Perhaps.  Call me a moron and I wouldn't come around me.  Victoria fuck you, you can kiss my ass for calling me an idiot.  Shayna- FU.  You're a buffoon, and I won't miss you.)   

    To all those that expect more professionalism, I apologize.  I had to get that off my chest.  It's not fair that they can say those words about me, and not receive some harsh words as well.  Anyways, it is what it is, and that's that.  To the patrons that were kind enough to write some nice reviews thank you very much.  With all the criticism I have taken on a personal level, it really is nice to hear positive comments from y'all.  Thank you, thank you.  If you enjoy Smiles wash away those negative comments with some positive ones of your own.  If you don't dig something, that's cool too.  Like I said, I have no problem with that.  Personally attack me, and expect a verbal lashing back.  I don't like getting into confrontations with people.  I have better things to do with my time.  I just don't believe in sitting passively by when someone attacks or is hurtful to you.  To those that visit this site for the first time, don't expect vulgarity too often or judge myself or this business too much just based on these words.  I have a special affinity to bad words anyway.  I will just say that I don't feel the same way as most people do about bad words.  I think they are essential. 

  So what else?...   We're starting an industry night Monday nights!!!  If you work in the hospitality industry, restaurants, bars, nightclubs, hotels come check it out.  DJs, promoters, hostesses, food-servers, bartenders, busboys, barbacks, doormen, managers, food runners, come checks it.     Bring proof of your employment in this industry and you will receive big discounts all night.  I forgot off the top of my head what are the deals, but stay tuned or check the flyer on the events page once it's posted.  It's going to be a great night to meet people that do what you do.  It's great for networking and possible job opportunities.  Who doesn't need that during these times?  People in this business are the most fun anyways right? 

    Gotta run.  Peace.

C

7/20/09

    Hey,

So, I haven't updated my web in a while.  Sorry.  The events page hasn't been updated in a while....  There is a reason however!  I have been trying over the past couple of years to get a VIP login page on my website.  And, we are almost there.  90% as I write this.  It's not easy to get a login page incorporated, for not a lot of money, and more importantly, installed where I can still update and modify the site without being reliant on anyone.  Tony (Sat. night promoter) has been a big help, so thank you Tony.   I'm really excited about getting that login page up.  It will allow me to advertise events only to VIPs.  The VIP page will help advertise and make aware a whole range of services, privileges and events available to Smiles' special guests. 

    The website has really been the focus lately I haven't been able to update or make changes to the site too often, because I didn't want to risk screwing things up, while we were trying to get the login page working.  Once we get the login page working, we are going to give the site a facelift, and we will make a concerted effort to stay on top of the weekly events.

    We are starting a new Tuesday promotion that I've been wanting to do for a very long time now....

    We are starting Smiles VS. this Tuesday.  This night is the night to show off what you got!  Every Tuesday we will provide the games you bring the competition.  Once a month we will hold tournaments for different events based on the popularity of those events.  For example, if during the next three Tuesdays a lot of people are interested in Ping Pong, then we will schedule the first tournament for ping pong.  The next month we will hold a different tournament (maybe Guitar Hero).  We will setup a playoff tournament and there will be prizes consisting of complimentary drinks, meals, tabs, Smiles shirts, gift certificates and cash!!! 

    I've got a lot more to share, just too busy right now.  Till next time! 

C

 

6/29/09

    Hey guys,

Just a quick note.  I haven't really been able to update the website for the past month, so I apologize to those that use the website to see what's going on.  We, myself and Tony, are trying to take the website to the next level, and in the process the website has been left stagnant.  We're trying to give the site a facelift and more importantly implement a Smiles VIP log-in page.  Anyways, hopefully in the next few days we'll have it up and running and then I'll write a longer blog and let you all know what's been going down. 

Chris

 

5/24/09

    Yo.  I guess I offended someone with my "calling all Motherfuckers" thing.  So sensitive.  Whatever.  Anyways....    I want to let you guys know that I'm making a sincere effort to eradicate any cover charges.  It was never my intention to charge a cover charge.  And, actually I haven't received any of the proceeds from the door for any event period.  It was one of those things that came out of necessity when we first opened.  In order to get the right promotions and promoters, and to be able to afford them, and balance the cost and risk, it was necessary.  Now, that we've been around a little bit longer and have a slight bit more leverage, we can afford to get rid of the cover charges.  So anyways....  don't expect to have to pay a cover ever.  There may still be few exceptions like if a band plays.  In general though cover charges are going to be a thing of the past.  Presently, Tues, wed, thurs, fri and sat have no cover charges.  Old Man Markley charged $5 I think, but they're worth $40.  Anyways, just wanted to let you guys know about the demise of the cover charges.

    In general, Smiles, is still and will always be a work in progress.  Smiles is committed to continuously noticeably improving.  Hopefully, in the next month or so, we're going to add a trained chef from the Cordon Blue Academy and up the ante with regards to dinner service.  Our food is good, but there is room for improvement.  In terms of entertainment we are introducing new promotions, that cater to a mixed, diverse crowd, featuring hot DJs (DJ Lenny & DJ Flashfade are sick), we are also bringing in sexy go-go dancers.  We've added some more video game systems, drink specials....  The staff is getting better and better.  Want to but a fuse ball table too.

    Even though we've just celebrated Smiles 1 Year anniversary, I still feel like a fresh fish.  I feel like we have hardly even gotten started.  Year one, for me, was just learning how to float.  Year two, we're going learn how to swim, and year 3 watch out Phelps.  

    Still, not doing any advertising.  Didn't want to hype Smiles anniversary party, (open bar was mellow, and not taken advantage of), the nighttime was good though.  Saturdays are hot.  I don't want to advertise something, that I don't feel is 100% yet.  We're at like 93%.   We're taking little baby steps on sure footed ground.  We're building a strong foundation.  I don't see the point in advertising something if your product still needs work.  The reality is we need work, and we are getting there. 

    I make this commitment to my guests:  You will see improvement from one time to the next.  There may be a slow night here or there, but from month to month, you will see things moving in the right direction.  I'm excited, and feel like we're just getting warmed up.  To my neighbors:  I respect you guys.  To Justin, Doug: thx for the effort.  To the regulars:  thanks for the support. 

Old Man Markley was so dope.  For those that knew about it, and didn't have anything real to do,  You missed out.  They're sick ridiculous.  They're the only band I will let play here.  Them and their friends.  I'm not going to offend anyone again by calling you misser-outers close to retarded, but you missed out.  These guys are going to be so big one day in the not too distant future.  I'm just lucky our paths crossed.  Check out their myspace..   It's oldmanmarkley.  All one word.  Peace out.  Much Love.

C

 

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    Yo.  What happened.  Old Man Markley.  Serious.  Seriously.  Somebody give these guys like 14 Million.  I think they deserve fancy cars.  I had all this other stuff I wanted to share, but Old Man Markley just overwhelms my noggin.  Next time.

C

 

5/4/09

    Well. Lets get right down to the important stuff. I defended my World Heavyweight Championship Crown in Mario Kart 64!  It was a close battle but after going extra races for the tiebreaker I came out victorious.  It's good to be the champ.  I was a little nervous.  I think I was down 8 to 6 and it was to 9, but I came through in the clutch.  Are there any wannabe champs out there?  I'm so fast.  Anywho.  

    Gogo platform!!!  Aww snap!!  Little girlies dancing around in there litlle underwear type thingies.  Enough said.  Pretty ridiculous.  Still working on putting a Rockband / Guitar Hero/  Mario Kart 64 & Wii & original Mario Bros night together.  I'm the champ in the OG Mario Bros too.  Not the Super Mario Bros, the OG plain Mario Bros.  The first game released for the NES (old school).   Think I'm gonna get one of those foosball things soon too. 

Hey, the TV's are up and improved.  After dealing with retarded electrical issues got all the screens dialed in with the HDMI cables.  It makes a difference, it looks dope.  So....  for all the Lakers playoff games we are going to be doing $5 mixed drink specials, on top of our regular Happy Hours. 

    Oh, I was planning on throwing and personally inviting all my close friends for Smiles one year anniversary party, but I don't feel like it.  So, I'm inviting you here.  No guestlists, just open bar from 8-9 for those that come out to Smiles and support.  Thanks for your patronage.  That's a big word for me.  I think it means you drink a lot of Patron or something like that. 

 Le Peace

P.S .  Saturdays are dope.  Check out the video thing Tony put together on the Gallery page. 

 

4/22/09

    What a crazy, beautiful world.  God Bless.

4/6/09

    Well, lets see here....    I think Alex Van Halen was here with Eddie and I was so dumbfounded with Eddie I didn't even realize Alex was right next to him.  Kinda feel like a schmuck for not noticing or for neglecting him, considering they're one of my favorite bands, if not my favorite, but oh well.  Van Halens you drink and eat here free forever.  Reminds me of a story about meeting Dre and Bobby Brown.  Both times, one day after the next, I was like "damn that looks like Dr. Dre's brother" and "damn that dude kinda looks like Bobby Brown" only to find out, (after asking them for their names), it was actually them.    And then just recently I asked Shia Le Beauf or Le Beau (Transformers) if he knew where Shia Le Beau was.  I'm pretty retarded.  Wanted to say thank you to him for hooking up some of my staff.  He hooked Tiffany up and donated to a real good cause.  One of our waitresses lost her fiance recently and Shia (hope I'm spelling your name right) contributed big time.  Thanks Shia.

    What else?  Got a new 52 inch Sony to help kick off the upcoming Guitar Hero / Rock Band Nights at Smiles.  We'll do Rock Band on stage and Guitar Hero in the VIP Room.  I'm thinking we'll do it on Mondays or maybe Wednesdays after the Comedy.  Want to master that Mario Kart WII game too.  I'm the champ at Mario Kart 64!  Upgrading the cables to all the TVs too for better resolution.  Those damn HDMI cables make a big difference but they're expensive.   A little more painting as well.  As soon as I can find someone to come take some professional pictures of the place with the new decor I'll post em.

    Dig the new Saturdays....  Greg throws done some sick tunes.  Gonna throw an anniversary party May 16th.  Open Bar from 8-9p.  Check back for details.  A new 80s night starting up as well, live cover band, Thursdays.

    It's kinda cool.  There's a lot of cycles in this business.  Some daily, like cleaning, sending credit card batches, running sales reports and playing music.  Some weekly, like ordering, scheduling and promotions.  Some monthly, like payroll and paying bills.  Some quarterly like sales tax.  And then there are some annual cycles like Income taxes, property taxes, business taxes and license renewals.  But, I think that's as far as the cycles go.  In other words, after you go a year you have pretty much seen what the business is about, and what it encompasses.  So, I'm looking forward to that.  I'm looking forward to putting the first year behind me, and being able to say I survived and now, for the most part, I know what to expect.  I feel like I have been going through some kind of initiation or something.  It's still all so new for me.  I have about as much experience in this business as someone my age could have, (it's pretty much the only industry I've ever worked in).  I have a degree in business management.  I did my homework.  I wrote a thorough business plan.  I was patient.  But still, this business throws a lot at you.  I'm constantly fixing something.  How's this for a little stress:  You find out half an hour before you open that your ice machine has gone on the fritz and stopped producing ice....  or you have a packed night and your main drain gets backed up.  Or, you receive noise complaints from the neighbors.  Or your taxes are late, cuz you had so much on your plate and could hardly understand all the mumble jumble that those papers are talking about, other than "hey give us some money".  I've had to ask for change so many times from Ralphs, that I dred it.  They know me now, know what I want, and I think are getting a little tired of helping out.  Hey managers over there at Ralphs I digs it big time.  Thank you, thank you.  I had to go to four places last time to get $200 in change.   Just right now, I have a dvd player that went out, 2 fog machines retarded, a DJ light that went out, MS Pacman coffee table that crapped out, and who knows what will happen tomorrow.  

Other than all that.  Life is bueno.  No complaints.  Just looking forward to what the future will bring.  By the way....  I won't be name dropping anymore.  It's not my style.  Unless, Magic Johnson, Carmen Electra or Jaime Pressley drop by.  :)  Then it's a different story. 

    That's a horrible picture of me below, but whatever.  Look what a stud Ed is. 

3/28/09

       

Man, how stoked am I?  Eddie Van Halen @ Smiles!!!  For me, it doesn't get any better than that.  Man, I was telling people "one day I hope Eddie Van Halen walks into my place", and BAM tonight was the night.  I really don't give a F--K about celebrities, but Eddie and his music changed my life.  The energy, the vibe, the good times, the sick licks it played a part in molding who I am.  Eddie you the man!!!   Man, I'm so stoked!!!  I must have lost at least 20 customers and friends on opening night from accidentally blaring Hot For Teacher way too loud.  Maybe he heard it.  I feel like I've made it.   Eddie, you told me to use the picture for personal use and not for business.  I hope this doesn't piss you off.  If it does send me an email and I'll take it down.  I'm just so stoked and want to share it with my friends.  You made my month!  I'm still trippin.  Who knows, maybe on a slow night you'll come in and play a few licks for me.  God Bless Eddie.  I'm waiting for a new album.  

C

3/19/09

        

    YA YAAA!!!  No Diarrhea food here! 

 

3/9/09

    Well, I have a lot to report.....  Dude, the paint job downstairs in the main room is awesome!  I don't know what I was thinking.  I think I had my head stuck up my ass.  Once I get some good quality pics I'll feature them.  Or, you can just come in and checks it out yoself.  Big grassy asses to Todd, Abe, Tony, Stacy, Dad, Tiffany.  The seven of us busted out a whole new decor in a day.   Take down, prep, paint, clean and put back in about twelve hours.  These guys bust ass and do a kick ass job.  They're looking for work (haven't asked if I can do this but fuck it)  Here's Tone's number (818)415-2429.  Paints for Disney, sculpts, creates, top of the line paint and decor.  Give him a call.  Now, chigity check this.  Look below.  See that ridiculously cool 3D rendering of Smiles downstairs lounge area.  Todd did that.  It's like that virtual reality stuff, video games, computer graphics animation.  He can hook it up.  You got a vision?  You want to build or design something call Todd.  He can make stuff look lifelike.  He took my 2D Autocad drawings and in a couple of hours BAM we were walking into the new Smiles lounge area.  Ridiculous.  I owe these guys a lot, but y'all owe me for the hookups to these fellows.   Check out the reflections in the mirror and in the wood floors.  With more time, the possibilities are endless.  I think for a little extra money Todd can throw you into the matrix.  He does big shit for monster companies like Univ...al in Hollywood.  I don't know if I'm supposed to say that either.  Tone has Todd's number.  Anyways the paint and theme is ridiculous.

    We got 2 and a half minutes on Fox news for the opening of Friday's Salsa nights.  Thank you Susan and Perry.  I like the way Perry works.  Comps were a little high, but we were celebrating a new start and a lot of TV exposure.  We've already had a lot of people come in just from that airing.  Click on this link if you want to see the episode:   http://www.youtube..com/watch?v=B0AEvg-bYbs

    Seven and his Valley Boys crew are preparing for another monstrously ridiculously kopasetic (his word) set of nights on the 14th & 21st.  When I say ridiculous, I mean ridiculous.  We're talking 4 jumbo, rotating sky lights, and about 4 million dollars worth of exotic cars right out in front.  Last time Lambos had to park on the other side of the street.  That's just on the outside.  On the inside we got some big time rapper, singer, dude, that'a all hot right now singing that "you can do whatever you like song"  and some other stuff.  And.....   free champagne for the ladies till midnight in the VIP room.  Ridiculous.

    If that's not enough ridiculousness for you, I have more!!!  This is as retardedly ridiculous  as it gets.  Shiva and the Divas are promoting Tuesdays (80's night).  They, four hot little sexy b-----s dancing around in these little custom costumes.  Like a Virgin outfits, cheerleader outfits, Let's get physical leotard outfits.  It's ridiculous.  That was the first night I started using that word. That was last Tuesday, and things just got more ridiculous one after another.  This 80's night show is ridiculous.  It's scandalous.  You need to see this shit.  Guaranteed good times.

    If you thought that was all the ridiculousness we had for you....  Wrongo.  Check out this more ridiculousness.  So I get a call a couple of days ago....   Hey bla, bla, bla " We need a venue to play our music" So I says  "OK".  Old Man Markley comes in tonight and with 2 days notice blows the roof of the place.  As soon as I heard these guys warm up I knew it was on.  Texted a mess of y'alls.  Dude, these guys are so rockin it's ridiculous.  Ridiculous.  Punk Blue Grass, something or other.  Whatever, who cares.  These guys rock.  It's the hottest show on the planet.  Packed the place.  Cool cats.  Was never my intention to open consistently on Sundays, but for the time being this show and opportunity is too good to pass up.  Jammin, banjos, guitars, clickity clackety stuff.  It's too cool for me to try and explain.  Listen to them on their myspace page.  Old Man Markley.   Ridiculous. 

    Ok, this isn't ridiculous anymore, but it's just fact.  Our food is damn good, and getting better.  Filet Mignon ridiculous.  ( Overall everything isn't ridiculous, but the Filet and others are ridiculous.  Let me tell you which ones).  Shellfish Sampler -ridiculous.  Spicy Cashew Chicken ridiculous, burgers the best.  As good as any.  Our chips and salsa are the best I've ever had.  I'm an expert on Chips and salsa.  I survived college by living off of chips and salsa.  Casa Vega's used to be the best, but frankly Smiles' are on another level.  Do a taste test and come call me a liar.  Senor Fred's very, very good, but ours are better.  I know....  I'm biased.  Guacamole- best I've ever had.  Anyways whatever, come try and see for yourself.   Smiles is improving.  We aren't going to stop.  Come see for yourself.  If you weren't that impressed before come see the steps we've made since the last time.  I guarantee you will consistently see noticeable improvements. 

    I'm iz out.  Thanks for the support homies. 

C

Oh Snap.   I forgot about the most ridiculous of all.  I haven't thrown a party all year.  Not since opening night.  In order to throw a good party you need a good reason.  I haven't had one til now.  Smiles one year anniversary party.  Those that know me, know that I'm not too into hype.  Actually, I don't like it at all.  I'm anti-hype.  I'm about doing it, and not talking about it.  Smiles one year anniversary around May 15th ( 2 months from now)  is going to be ridiculous.  Haven't worked all the details out yet.  But,  Im going to throw a phat party.  Smiles Grand Opening was cool, but it was my first day in a new venue.  First day using the computers, first day with the staff, the music equipment, we only had burgers and carne asada.  This time around, I'll have one year under my belt.  It's gonna be big and bad ass, so stay tuned.  I miss my Jaquzzi, we might have to throw that in.  Are there any fools in the Valley that can party all night and into the next day?  7pm to 7pm?  I want to know.  Water-volleyball, poolside tiki hut bar, bbq, afterhours at Chris'place, ping, pong, billiards.  It's an option, still don't know yet.  Whatever it is, it will be much improved from my last party (opening night).  Anyways enough yap.  Time to put up.  Peace.

 

2/22/09

    Well, it's been a while.....  A lot has been going on.  First of all, to my dissatisfaction and to the satisfaction of the many that have expressed their dislikes for my blue zebra / lava lamp walls they will be changing in the next few days.  The haters win.  For those that dig the blue, you can still appreciate all your blue stripes in the VIP room.  Those won't be changing ever.  Here's some 3D renderings of the new concept.

 

        

        

    Well there you have it!!!  Personally I digs this :

 

    I guess it's a little less crazy and a little more classy.  Whatever.  I'm tired of the complaints.  Actually, no I can live with the complaints.  I'm tired of the walls supposedly hurting my business.  I thought I would bring something new, fresh, and unique, but the word is " it has to be dark and a solid color"  Well, it's not going to be either actually it will be a blend & 2 different color schemes, it just wont be crazy and scare everyone so much that they can't handle it.  Don't expect to come into the VIP room and complain about the walls and be allowed back into the VIP area again.  Rejoice, Mike, Delphine, Rufus, Karin, Todd, Missy, and the countless others that hate my walls.  After 8 years, (I have them at my home too)part of my pattern is being destroyed.  Now, maybe you'll have a drink in my place Rufus.   Anyways...   I want to give a big thank you to Todd Korte for developing the 3d renderings.  How cool is that shit?  And...  to Tone for helping paint the new scheme.  But most importantly Thanks to yous who dug my blue walls, didn't bust my balls, and supported my business regardless.  Blue walls or no blue walls Smiles is the shit and it's coming on strong!!!  My conversations about my blue walls is over!

    C

 

1/25/09

    Got some love for my walls!!!   Diggin it!  Yo, things are progressing and coming together.  I'm gonna try and self promote a rock night one of these days in the not so distant future.  Some oldies, some classic rock, some hard rock, a little glam rock, some metal & we gonna rock out!  Ya!  

1/15/09

    Yo.  Cool new flyers hunh?  Better than my whacky stuff.  So...   I get a lot of complaints about my blue striped walls.  

C

1/6/09

    Happy New Year!!!  Things have improved!!!  First month that I have broken even.  Major improvements still on the way.  I'm excited for the future. 

C

12/28/08

    Wow, the end of the year is coming up!  I'm looking forward to a whole new year.  Things are improving.  I'm excited.  Saturdays are going to be a hit from here on out (Valley Boyz productions).  Gonna have a consistent Latin/Salsa night.  Comedy nights have been consistent, and Katalina is going to start a weekly promotion!  She has thrown some really phat parties so I'm looking forward to that.  I'm getting consistent Valet Parking starting in January.  We got patio heaters to keep y'all warm, and much much more improvements that have already taken place and some more on the way.  Come by for New Years, it's gonna be off the hook!  Big thanks Seven, Katalina, Mike, my staff, and to my customers.

C   

12/01/08

 

    Long time no yap.  How y'all doing?  One of these days I'm going to have to add a comment box in here.  I had one going for a while, but I was getting inundated with spam messages.  That's a big word for me.  :)  I like simple words.  Anywho.  There's going to be a few off the hook parties this month, don't miss em.  Will's on the 18th, and my birthday party (check for details).  We're adding a go-go platform or two, so that should be cool.  I don't know, what else to share.  I'm not into hype, and I don't like to promote.....   Overall, I'm content with where things are in the business.  It's improving every day, and I see enormous potential.  Right now, financially I'm struggling, like everyone else, but it's all good.  I'm really excited about the future.  Oh, hey!!!  I'm in the process of reducing all my liquor prices.  I'm gonna do my part.  $7 well going down to $6, with other reductions across the board.  Remember, I use all the good expensive brands just for you.  No reduction in quality, just the price.  I lose money every month, so you guys can drink killer drinks without a hangover.  I don't feel like it's appreciated, but I don't care.  I can't see myself ever serving crap.  I'd rather go out of business.  Thanks to the locals, and the regulars that come by and support.  Thanks Vernon.  Thanks Todd, Tony and the fellas.  Big thanks to Mike.

11/2/08

    Katalina's B-Day costume party was off the hook!  For real.  Wow!  Packed.  So many hotties running around it was ridiculous.  You'll have to check out some of the pics on the gallery tab.  We have also started featuring beautiful women in lingerie on Wednesdays before and during our comedy showcase.  Should hopefully get the full dinner menu out this Wednesday, so that should be nice.  The food is dialed in.  I recommend you try our Chinese Chicken Salad, fried shrimp, spinach artichoke dip, wings, and our spicy cashew chicken.  Well, I don't have much to rap about this time, but we're almost 6 months into this thing, so that is a good thing right there.  We've made some serious improvements since we've opened, and we're only going to get stronger.  Thanks for your support!

C

10/25/08

    Anyone else out there that can't fall asleep until 7:30 in the morning?  I've always gone to bed late, but this is getting ridiculous.  Hey, second day I have gotten out of bed or rather couch and had the privledge of having Katalina cook me some killer grub.  $10 and she feeds you.  Yes, she comes to your house brings food to you, and puts it in your mouth.  Something like that.  Anyways, her shit is dope.  If you're in the Sherman Oaks area, stop by, get her digits, call her up, and she and her homie will bring you killer grub.  We bring you nothing but the best, most of the time....   Weez still ironing some shit out, but her food is guaranteed wonderful.  And...  I dig waking up with her cooking in the kitchen, so.....  she's doing a new catering business, and we need to keep her in business.  Checks this:  Monday-Lasagna, Tuesday-Roasted Chicken, Wednesday-Tilapia (that's fish), Thurs-Spaghetti & Meatballs, Fridays-Paella.  So far I've only tried the Tilapia thingie and the Spaghetti they were both amazing.  Well, OK, the Tilapia was amazing and the spaghetti  was really good.  She's so beautiful, you should order it just cuz she might deliver it! 

    So, likes I said down there ↓, look forward to reduced drink prices.  Just have to make some time to go through the countless data-entry screens to adjust the prices.  Can't wait, it's so much fun!!!  What else???   Don't try to return last years $900 model Yamaha amp in this years $900 model amp box at Fry's electronics.  They open that shit up, and check serial numbers.  Their return policy sucks the crack of my ass.  I spend good money on a high end amp, that I've hardly used over the past year, it starts clipping (going out when cranked too loud), and now the warranty is out.  So,  I buy the same model and return the old one in the new box.  Well....  they don't sell the old model anymore, so I bought the new model.  They look practically identical.  Anyways, bla, bla bla,  they checked the serials numbers and all that, and they're like "well this one is not this and that, more bla, bla, bla, and  basically take your old beat up shit and get out of here" 

    I don't know why I am yapping about this shit at 8 oclock in the morning.  I should be asleep.  Anyways to finish my story.....   I was a little embarrased, but not too embarrased.  In my opinion they should stand behind the products they sell.  Me, as an individual, can't do much to make sure the consumer gets a quality product, but them, (who buy millions and millions dollars worth of product, could tell those cocksuckers over at Yamaha hey make an amp that works and take back this one that has gone to shit, and give me a new one!

    Why am I writing this nonsense?  Who cares?  Not you.  Sorry.  I'm out.  

C

 

10/21/08

    So....   Serious Moonlight was the shit.  Kick ass night.  Looking forward to them doing it again.  We've picked a date for about a month from now, so stay tuned.  We're starting an 80's night, so that should be fun, and we'll see how it goes.  Just about ready to roll out the full dinner menu.  Took a while getting it up to speed, but we're pretty much there.  We've added Spicy Cashew Chicken, Sweet and Sour Shrimp, Chinese Chicken Salad, Calamari, Apple Pie, Onion Rings, Fried Shrimp, Chicken Wings, Spinach Artichoke Dip, Caesar Salad.  Filet Mignon and a Shellfish Sampler are on the way. 

    Also, we've added the Nintendo Wii!  We now have Rockband, Guitar Hero, Mario Kart and more available.  We'll be setting up some tournaments in the near future. 

AND.... Due to the recession we are going to be reducing our drink prices across the board with the exception of our super premium liquors.  If you want those you're going to have to pay for them.  Anyways we're going to bring you dive bar prices in a kick ass classy nightclub setting, so take advantage. 

What else.....   I need a vacation.  Kathalina the beautiful is going to be offering a catering service to businesses and patrons in the area during lunch hours, so be on the lookout.  She's going to offer one meal a day, deliver it, and offer it at a very good price. 

    Besides that, I'm busy trying to get this business perfected.  I appreciate my staff, past and present, even the ones I've fired, and the ones that have quit.  And... big thanks to those who have come out to support and that let their friends know.  Still haven't spent any real money on advertising or marketing, so know that I really appreciate seeing your familiar faces. 

    Laker games coming soon!!!   

 

10/01/08

    Yo.  KatieCazorla.com.  I've been mangling her last name for a month now.  Whatever.  Katie's cool.  Check her comedy out at her website.  Anyways.  Had a Swinger party here the other night.  That was interesting.  I'm iz out.

9/20

    Yo. How dope is this?  Shawn & Marlon Wayans showing up for Smiles comedy night and each doing a set on stage.  Huge!!!  I'm so stoked.  Big shout outs to those brothers.  I really appreciate the buzz that they can bring my business.  In terms of top notch comedians, it really doesn't get much better than that. 

           

    Well, other than that.....   Well, that's everything actually.  If you haven't ever seen Don't be a Menace to South Central while Drinking your Juice in the Hood rent it, that shit is hilarious.  HILARIOUS.  It's the funniest shit ever.  I'm star struck.  I used to wait tables on these guys.  To have them perform at my club blows me away.  Anyways, I'll move on. Things are improving.  Karaoke is doing good.  Katie Karzola is a superstar in her own right.  She's dope, kick-ass, funny, hot and super talented.  Come checks it.  People broke off their salsa grooves last night, (thanks Ruben) and we have Bobby & the Angels performing tonight.  They are kick ass, and really put themselves out there to help me and the club out, so big shout outs to them as well.  They are a kick ass 60's, 70's cover band.  My favorites.  That's it folks.  Y'all are not taking advantage of the best Happy Hour in LA.  It's not gonna be the same forever.  $3 domestic and premium beers, $3 glasses of wine, $4 good shit well drinks (Smirnoff, Seagrams, Bacardi, Cuervo, Jim Beam), 50% of all food excluding desserts, complimentary chips and salsa,  3 hours long (7-10p), every night.  TAX INCLUDED.  Quality Grub.  It doesn't get better than that.  I make no money off any of that.  I do it for the love.  No one can touch that.   Monday Night Football has been dead, and I'm gonna end it, if y'all don't take advantage.  I'm wasting my time giving shit away for peanuts to nobody.  I have to much work to do to waste my time behind a bar for 4 people.  I hate all those mother fuckers that walk paste me, ignore me, blow me off when I'm trying to give them free complimentary dinners for two no strings attached. 

Peace Out.

9/14/08

    There's actually some people that actually read this thing.  Diggin it.  Got Katie's wireless mic working.  That thing is cool.  I can make a lot of noise with that thing.  I think it's going to be hard to get that thing out of my hands.  Works from far away too.  I could almost say hello to Tarzana.  Anyways thanks to Katie for lending it to me, or selling it to me, letting me play with it or whatever.  Hey first of all, I need to bump her shit.  You need to check this out, this girl chick is funny.  KatieKazorla.com watch her second episode.  That shit busts me up.  Anyways, she's funny, and she knows it, but thanks for getting the Karaoke thing going.  It's bareable.  Now that I got that wireless mic, and I can hear myself all over the place.  I'm really loving that.  Anyways, I'm getting carried away.  That's what happens when you start going to bed at 10 in the morning.  My schedule has gone retarded.  I'm waking up at 6 in the afternoon.  Something has gone a little ascrewy.  It's 7 right now.  I used to go to bed at 430, then 630 and know like 930.  Bla bla bla.

    I'm excited to get the full dinner menu up.  I really love being able to order food, and feel like I'm not paying for it.  Especially things I love to eat.  Thanks Vernon.  Mark Prines (Magician Tuesday Nights) is dope.  He makes things float, apparantly bends things with his super dooper, extraordinary, alien technology, mind boggling, brain waves.  I haven't seen it, but I heard about it.  I think he can leap like tall buildings and shit too.  Lost at chess.  boo.  I did checkmate Josh in 5 moves right after he said ya, ya, I know about the checkmate in 4 moves move, I'm not going to fall for that one.  Booyakashaaa.  Support your blue stripes!!!!   The forces are out to take down the blue.  I'm not hearing it though.  The blue makes me feel good.  Ummm.  I'm going to try and fall asleep. 

   

So....  the menus have been updated.  You can actually see what we offer now.  Also, Monday Night Football, Tuesday Trivia Nights, Wednesday Comedy nights, and Thursday Karaoke.  Fridays and Saturdays will be changing. 

C

8/29/08

Well....  How are you?  I'm retardly busy.  Days seem to just fly by.  Anyways, let me just break off the big news....  And this is big news.  Karaoke.  For those that know me, you know it's not my gig.  I hate people screwing up good songs, so they can pretend to be rock stars.  But, I've heard from lots of people that they all dig it, and bla bla bla, and business ain't exactly booming, and Katie is adorable and can make things happen, so.......   even though it makes me cringe wez gonna do it.  I'll be somewhere else, but ya'll dig it.  Sing away.  I like singing as much as the next cat, probably even more, I just don't think everyone deserves a mic.  Want to give a big thanks out to TK and Matt for lending me a hand, (two stand up cats, and very funny, classy dudes).  Anyways don't have much to share. 

C

 

8/19/08

Let's see.....   Hmmm.   Well we've got food now!  Yum!  Can't wait to add some new stuff to the menu.  We just rolled out an introductory menu and we should be adding a couple menu items a week until the full menu is implemented.  Happy Hour is up and going.  Happy Hour and the food is helping.  We've also been giving away complimentary dinner for twos to neighbors and friends.  Come by and ask for some flyers for yourself or for your friends.  Comedy night has been consistent and successful.  We're moving days though to Wednesday night now.  Got a computer virus and had to reformat, so that's why I haven't updated in a while.  Bought some Norton's Anti-virus, so should be cool for the future now.  We are experimenting with different events such as a group trivia challenge in a couple of weeks, Rick James tribute, Ibiza nights (house music), possible movie nights, possible magician showcases, even something I really don't dig at all, but everyone seems to love Karaoke.  Ughh....   Hopefully we can get some yahoos who can hold a note.  Thanks to my staff, and thanks to those who have come out to support.  It is appreciated.  Monday Night Football!!!  We keep adding to an already kick-ass audio/video system.  We are now able to feature 3 live separate music mixes, (patio, lounge, VIP) or combine them all into one to take over the entire place.  We've added more flat screens and synchronized them.  We've added new killer lighting effects.  I'm figuring shit out, like how to use my POS system.  Big thanks to Fabio!  Financially things aren't quite there yet, but I just really feel good about the business, and things in general.  I go through my moments, but lately I'm feelzin it.  I never did this business for the money anyway.  I loves to bring the party / celebration.  Come celebrate your unbirthday at Smiles.  I've already used up all my unbirthdays up to about 120 years old, so now I need to celebrate yours! 

    I gotta tell you about some upcoming items cuz seriously they are going to knock your socks off.  I am not a great chef, but there are some things I don't fuck around with....  Chips and Salsa (the stuff practically kept me alive in my college years).....  Milk Shakes and Smoothies that are just flat out the best period.  Jamba Juice ain't got nothing on Smiles Smoothie.  My banana milkshake or banana/strawberry milkshake is ummm..  well it's just frankly the best.  Don't waste my time ordering one.  Sold only by the pitcher and at the employee's discretion.  (And, No I really don't want to serve you just a Strawberry Shake, it's just not right).  Reminding me of another magically stupendous beverage.  Forget about every other Pina Colada you have ever had.  I don't fuck around with my cocktails.  Beach tested, certified to knock your ass out, without even knowing what hit cha.  We'll be giving out free samples pretty often, so come tell me if I'm wrong.  Now, I have to tell you about ice cream.  Food is food, and Smiles food is damn good.  But....  I know cocktails, I know junk food, and I especially know dessert.  Quarterback Crunch.  Enough said.  If that doesn't mean anything to you, then you're missing out.  Now, check this out.....   Baskin Robbins  seasonal Quarterback Crunch with, Breyers Chocolate Chip and Dreyers Vanilla Bean with hot fudge, caramel, and marshmallow toppings served with whipped cream and crushed almonds with a red, plastikee cherry for decoration.  Don't eat those disgusting things.

    Side note.  I would rather you guys not modify my orders too much.  I really feel like when it comes to the food in my restaurant / club that I know better than you what you really want.  Maybe it's my half French side, maybe it's just me, maybe it's cuz I have a near 100% track record ordering for people.  In France, you order something and that's how it comes.  You don't like how the Chef prepares it, you order something else.  It's a little snobby, but I'm half French so I'm just exercising a little bit of my culture.  

    Wow, kinda yapping/rambling.  Why stop now?  Oh!  Kinda put the tournaments thingie on hold for a bit, but there's some of you out there that are digging the old school classic Nintendo games, so.......   we might be rolling out some Mario Kart 64 tournies pretty soon, and maybe a few others.  Who knows?  One thing that is for certain though is there will be some serious prizes attached.  I don't whoop ass in Mario Kart for free.  I want the best.  I will put everything, well most everything, down on a Mario Kart tournament.  First to 9 wins, different tracks, bring it!!!  There's only one dude alive that has beaten me once in a tourney.  So I want some real competition.  Thank you to the health clinic for sponsoring the Be Safe or Die (Latin Nights) party.   Thanks Vernon, Josh, Kim and Karin.   Mom, Dad love ya!  Dude, my mom's spaghetti is sick.  Sick I tells you.  OK, the spaghetti I had in Florence was better, but Mom's is the best on the continent.  At least I think so.  So many words.  Kinda don't want to stop.  Feel like I'm a flowing.  Stinging like a butterfly and writing like a bird or something like that. :)  Oh, Oh ,Oh gots to tell you about Chef's special on the way too.  Chef Vernon (Head Chef Malibu Inn) is gonna be throwing a few of his own creations in the mix from time to time as well, so be on the lookout.  He's really stepped it up in the kitchen and we've been getting a lot of positive feedback from just our introductory menu.  To all you promoters, big and small, thank you.  Comedians, you actually made me laugh.  Multiple times.  That's pretty rare for me, watching comedians.  Matt, TK, Bobby thank you.  Go check out Bobby and the Angels, here, there, wherever, they're tight.  I guess I'll shut it.  Peace out.

C

 

7/22/08

Well. I didn't over-hype Fedor.  He killed Tim Sylvia in 35 seconds.  Y'alls missed out on one bad ass mo fo.  That dudes no joke.  Anywho.  I'm iz out.  Things are going to start happening.  We've got a couple of good bands lined up for the upcoming months (Bobby & the Angels, Shane and the Cosmic Train Wreck, Fellas & Gals), the comedy night is gonna be starting up, Latin night is on its way.  DJ Dix (killer mixes coming in August), a singles night, Happy Hour and finally some food!!!  So all is bueno.  I must admit I have been tested, depressed, hurt, back-stabbed and embarrassed, but I'm over it.  I've got good people around me, and Smiles is going big time, over the oceans and far, far away! 

C

 

7/17/08

    Just want to send a quick hello out.  Well, things have been slow, but it's all good.  I've been trying to fix things up, and get my arms around this business.  We're auditioning comedians this Saturday before the Fedor fight (he's a bad ass) and hopefully should have Smiles first comedy night in a couple of weeks from now.  If you know any funny fools send them this way.  This coming Wednesday were kicking off Smiles Latin night.  Thanks to Kathalina for helping to put it together.  She's the hottie featured on the flyers.  Got some new TVs set up in the bar, so now you don't need to twist your neck around.  Anyways, I think things are going to pick up pretty soon, and I'm optimistic about the future. 

C

6/14/08

    So, Smiles finally opened!!!  We're about a month into it now.  I'm going to have to regroup.  We spent months fixing the place up and I see enormous potential but the business still needs to be perfected.  This past month has been one of the biggest learning experiences in my life.  Smiles schedule is going to be a bit sporadic the following month.  I need time to fix things, and get on top of other situations.  I can't do it being open 6 nights a week.  So we are going to shrink the work week down to Thursday, Friday, and Saturday until we tighten everything up.  Later, we'll add more days.  We've made some really kick ass flyers (thanks to LIsa) and I'm excited to put those out there not only in ads but hand them out in person also.  We've had good days and bad days, but just try to make progress everyday.  So far, I'm happy and comfortable with where things are, and see many a bright day ahead.  We should have the full dinner menu implemented in the following month, some live acts that will be performing, a comedy evening, some enhanced musical and video experiences, a well tuned computer system, and a staff that's dialed in...  hopefully I'll be on top of all my paperwork AGHHH...  What else.....   Thanks to you new guys and ladies that came in.  It's nice meeting new people.  I'm really excited about the near future, and looking forward to throwing some parties that are really going to pop!

Chris

 

GRAND OPENING Friday, May 16!!!

13615 Ventura Blvd.  

Sherman Oaks, CA 91423

6/1/08

    Two weeks into it!  It's fun building this thing.  I enjoy the progress.  It's been slow, but it's improving, and we're going to get there.  Gonna put a little advertising out there, and see what that does.  Come grub some free eats and watch the Lakers whoop ass!!! 

5/19/08

    Well....  Smiles opened.  I basically have just been kicking back the last two days and just been doing a lot of reflecting.  Friday was a big learning experience for me.  I was handed a lot of information that needed processing.  There are kinks in the business and there are improvements that need to be made, but with the exception of me blaring a song too loud the night was a success.  We didn't have any unfortunate incidents, and for the most part the night went very smoothly.  I was happy with the turnout, and it was nice to see some faces that I haven't seen in a while.  Thank you to my friends and staff who made that evening a memorable experience.  Sorry, again for the overly loud jam.  It's not so loud in the DJ booth.  I apparently forced a fair amount of people to leave at that time, and from what I gather that is not the best for business.  So....  It won't happen again. 

4/25/08

    Finally have an opening date.  I'm headed down a whole different road now, just looking forward and thinking positive.  I hope you all will come check out the club.  I need you all to help spread the word.  I'm not using any promoters or Public Relations firms only word of mouth.  So....  I'm hoping you guys and ladies will enjoy your time here and tell your friends.  I'm starting out with a very bare menu, and then will expand it as I become more familiar with running the business.  Don't worry the food will still be kick-ass.  This is my first business, so please just bare with me while I iron out the kinks. 

    Thanks again to all of you that have helped make this possible.  You know who you are.  I really appreciate it.  It's been a long and rocky ride and I'm still not there yet.  It's a new phase, but I'm only half way there.  Now, I actually have to run a successful business and repay my debts.  Anyways, I've taken down all my previous posts.  As I've gotten a little older I appreciate my privacy more and more.  Thanks again Jaime, Delphine and my parents in particular.  Baughn Baughn Chicka Chicka Baughn Baughn!!